Mafia 62: Tour D'Apolyton

[LordShiva]

Yes

If I hadn't been killed by you in the first round, I'd have definitely caught the mafia single handedly.

[Leirosa]

Bjarne Riis I guess

[Hercules]

It is not looking good for Bjarne Riis.

[Will9]

Originally posted by LordShiva


There was a thread about it in A/C, and Locutus had to fix his account.

It was my fault, too

So you are admitting PoopBall is (was) your DL.

Apperently it had to do with something about Colon and me having the PM number as Poopball so the server thought we were banned.

I'll say it was Bjarne Riis.

[Nikolai]

I've got 4/7 votes. I'm officially dead. All I can say, you misread the clues. But Leirosa survives.

[Jonny]

Bjarne Riis, not that it matters though...

[LordShiva]

I killed Whoha, and now I killed Nikolai

[Nikolai]

Congratulations guys, you won. The clues pointing to me, was all those mentioning of religious stuff. I even killed off religious enemies in the beginning(Catholics and Hindus, bah who needs them). As you can see, all death types were religious based too.

[Hercules]

If you want the detailed clues. Ask. There were lots.

A bit of a flukey end, in that Ras got a right clue but I had hoped to disguise it.

[Hercules]

I was quite pleased with my first venture as GM.

[Nikolai]

And rightly so. You did a great job GMing Herc.

[Spaced Cowboy]

So who was the other mafia?

[Hercules]

There was only one.

[Hercules]

‘ Bjarne Riis–End of Life Cycle

Nervously the cyclists gathered round and cast their votes. ‘To be or not to be’ said Eddy Merckx. ‘ Now where have I heard that before, Oh zes, Zhakespeare. Hamlet. Denmark.’ You could see his thought processes pedaling overtime. ‘ Bjarne you’re from Denmark aren’t you.

‘ I think that was a reference to Adagio’ said ‘ Bjarne , but most others didn’t believe him. ‘Bjarne doth protest too much’.

At this moment Ming intervened, ‘ Bjarne you have Confessed. He was offered a last supper, but refused. ‘ Bjarne was secured onto the pedocycle. He was tied to the handlebars by the psalms of his hands. His feet lashed to the pedals. In overall appearance not unlike Bondage and finally he was crowned with the 3D helmet.

‘You have a 1km start’ said Ming ‘ If I catch you, you will receive a severe restriction’. If I don’t, well we’ll see. ‘But when is the end of the race.’ asked Bjarne. ‘Judgement day’ replied Ming.

‘ Bjarne Riis couldn’t believe it. If only he had paid more attention to Will9’s predicament. Maybe I can beat Ming, he thought, so he rode very slowly. ‘That Eddy Merckx couldn’t keep his mouth shut and as for Jacques Anquetil and Bernard Hinault, what heathens, just docpilers. That Joane one, typical women cyclist, only appears near retail outlets.

Ming came alongside. ‘Enough with the personal crap’. With that ‘ Bjarne Riis was struck by a Lightning bolt, which he survived. Then a Papal Bull knocked him of his bike and finally a swarm of Locusts (air borne worms) consumed him. He was indulged no more.

[Sparrowhawk]

I think it is funny that I intentioally picked the name of a person who was the first to die in a Tour race and I was one of those that survived

/me