First off all, I'm glad to see our students using italic script appropriately. I would hate to be forced to give them lower marks for not doing so. In fact, since they have improved significantly, I'll advise my good friend professor Theben to be lenient with them. After all, what does anyone learn in school about real life?
Second, I'd like to inform everybody about the latest study I have conducted. Inspired by works of Dr. Frankenstein, I have done a series of experiments on corpses and have proven that a well balanced cocktail of hormones can bring the deceased people back to life. I have only had about 9% success in doing so and the life functions had not been entirely restored and the restoration was only temporary, but I am sure I will be able to improve my results in time. When my study is finished I'm sure to get Nobel Prize for medicine.
Third, I'd like to be allowed to examine the body of late Dr. Vovan and possibly experiment on it. I think we can gain much knowledge from this, both about how he died and about the matters of life and death in general.
Second, I'd like to inform everybody about the latest study I have conducted. Inspired by works of Dr. Frankenstein, I have done a series of experiments on corpses and have proven that a well balanced cocktail of hormones can bring the deceased people back to life. I have only had about 9% success in doing so and the life functions had not been entirely restored and the restoration was only temporary, but I am sure I will be able to improve my results in time. When my study is finished I'm sure to get Nobel Prize for medicine.
Third, I'd like to be allowed to examine the body of late Dr. Vovan and possibly experiment on it. I think we can gain much knowledge from this, both about how he died and about the matters of life and death in general.
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