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DAY TWENTY FIVE
EWWWW Run Out o Town!
Them last days o E.W.W. Worldwide, Incorporated finlly came as wronged customers an suppliers alike converged at him headquarters.
E.W.W. himself was openin a brand new Chuck 9 five-an-dime on Main when Loobletko ran in, bein' chased by the Cowboy. Them Cowboy put Loob in him sights an squezzed em trigger, but Loob was too fast fer him, an chuckled as em bullet sailed under him nose and into them back room o the store where it hit sumpthin in em stockroom that sent them whole place up like a volcano. The Cowboy then cracked off three more shots at them rest o the EEEWWWWW (Evil Empire o EWW Worldwide) an brought em snake-oil sellin days to an end.
Fer once, aint nobody hid nuttin from public view today, as Spike took advantage of one quiet day at him end o town to bring in Trailer Deux.
Code:Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office
Name Occupation Land Claims Loobletko Painter Bloo Spike, Esquire Attorney Uno, Deux Starred Cowboy Cowboy Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland EWW Merchant [i]WASTED[/i] Boss Nucular Pastor WASTED Kassie Schoolteacher WASTED Atrahedron Pioneer WASTED Siban Cook WASTED Uncle B Pimp WASTED Herkales Banker WASTED Vad Hornkof Pimp WASTED Skanky Burnt Musician WASTED Jony Politician WASTED Sparrowhack Steamboat captain WASTED ColonelTacticus Cavalry Officer WASTED DookCloud Prospector WASTED Whohuh Outlaw WASTED Visit First Cultural Industries
There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General LuddComment
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Come on folks, get em orders in!Visit First Cultural Industries
There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General LuddComment
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DAY TWENTY SIX
Cowboy Cheats Death Again!
The sly Loobletko reckoned he could do away with them Cowboy this turn, but upon arrivin at the ranch with him posse, Loobletko found em Cowboy already fortfied behind em stockade made from old rails. Frustrated, him 'tempted to shoot three shots but all they did was flake off em paint on them steel walls.
In other news, Spike continued rebuildin, bringin in Trailer Drei.
Code:Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office
Name Occupation Land Claims Loobletko Painter Bloo Spike, Esquire Attorney Uno, Deux, Drei Starred Cowboy Cowboy Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland EWW Merchant [i]WASTED[/i] Boss Nucular Pastor WASTED Kassie Schoolteacher WASTED Atrahedron Pioneer WASTED Siban Cook WASTED Uncle B Pimp WASTED Herkales Banker WASTED Vad Hornkof Pimp WASTED Skanky Burnt Musician WASTED Jony Politician WASTED Sparrowhack Steamboat captain WASTED ColonelTacticus Cavalry Officer WASTED DookCloud Prospector WASTED Whohuh Outlaw WASTED Visit First Cultural Industries
There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General LuddComment
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Jus a few short hours 'fore the sun sets over the day of 8th of December. Look like em oracle o Herklees is no better than a two-bit snake oil peddler.Visit First Cultural Industries
There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General LuddComment
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DAY TWENTY SEVEN
Into the Sunset!
Them oracle o Herklees was right, though off by a day...
The sun rose oer the hills and as them first rays o light filled em gulch, them last three residents in the county were up an about fer what'd be them final day.
Among the ruins o downtown, Spike revved up him trailers and got on the move. Scannin em horizon he spotted some activity down at Loobletko's paint works. It looked like him crews had something planned also.
Meanwhile, the Cowboy was headin' into town to carry out him business o the day.
The three met under the scorching midday sun...
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This is em' last day folks! Ah got some stuff to take care o now, but I'll post em satisfyin' endin in a few hours.Visit First Cultural Industries
There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General LuddComment
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