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DAY TWENTY ONE
Big Ruckus Downtown!
Tempers flared down 'round E.W.W.'s establishment today, when Loobletko looked at the manager the wrong way. E.W.W. wain't gonna take it no more, so he stuck sticks o TNT into four cans o paint Loobletko was buyin.
Loob now he no fool, and after cracking open a coupla cans that 'sploded two o his buildins, he returnd them other two to the store, where one o E.W.W.'s halfwit stockboys accidentally blew up two buildins while usin em to play catch.
Meanwhile, Boss Nucular was on a divine mission to conduct some so-called tort reform, an had spotted Spike on Main Street. Spike tried to duck into E.W.W.'s Emporium to share them destruction, but an angry mob o fanatics stopped him an dragged him back to him property, where he watched all but one o his houses meet them maker.
The Cowboy must of reckoned it'd been a bad day, as he stayed on him ranch doin who knows what.
Big Ruckus Downtown!
Tempers flared down 'round E.W.W.'s establishment today, when Loobletko looked at the manager the wrong way. E.W.W. wain't gonna take it no more, so he stuck sticks o TNT into four cans o paint Loobletko was buyin.
Loob now he no fool, and after cracking open a coupla cans that 'sploded two o his buildins, he returnd them other two to the store, where one o E.W.W.'s halfwit stockboys accidentally blew up two buildins while usin em to play catch.
Meanwhile, Boss Nucular was on a divine mission to conduct some so-called tort reform, an had spotted Spike on Main Street. Spike tried to duck into E.W.W.'s Emporium to share them destruction, but an angry mob o fanatics stopped him an dragged him back to him property, where he watched all but one o his houses meet them maker.
The Cowboy must of reckoned it'd been a bad day, as he stayed on him ranch doin who knows what.
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Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office
| Name | Occupation | Land Claims |
| EWW | Merchant | Chuck 7, Lou 11, Chuck 8 |
| Loobletko | Painter | Bloo, Yella, Grin |
| Boss Nucular | Pastor | Stalemate, PWNED, Hmm |
| Spike, Esquire | Attorney | Uno |
| Starred Cowboy | Cowboy | Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland, Plano, Richardson |
| Kassie | Schoolteacher | WASTED |
| Atrahedron | Pioneer | WASTED |
| Siban | Cook | WASTED |
| Uncle B | Pimp | WASTED |
| Herkales | Banker | WASTED |
| Vad Hornkof | Pimp | WASTED |
| Skanky Burnt | Musician | WASTED |
| Jony | Politician | WASTED |
| Sparrowhack | Steamboat captain | WASTED |
| ColonelTacticus | Cavalry Officer | WASTED |
| DookCloud | Prospector | WASTED |
| Whohuh | Outlaw | WASTED |
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