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  • You PMed him that information as well, yes?
    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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    • DAY EIGHT
      Contractors Go Bust!
      With only Herklels hirin' for new buildin' on in them county, almost all them contractors of gone bust or skipped town. Of no surprise to no one, with all them people outta jobs, crime been off them charts.

      Jony's Last Stand!
      This morn, Jony shined him pair o guns and rose with them risin' sun to settle him score wit E. W. W.. He had juss blown two floors off E. W. W.'s head-quarters when the EWW himself came stormin' out the front and dispashed Jony's torso to them four corners o the county.

      No sooner had him done that did Atrahedron drop in clear outta the blue and blasted two more shots into Jony's twitching mass o guts n gore.

      Atrahedron Goes on Killin' Spree!
      Enjoyin' the feel of them warm guns, Atrahedron continued him rampage down to them dance hall, where he wasted Skanky Burnt twice over. But Skanky went out with a slight smirk on him face and a little push of a button with him left hand...

      Mysterious Explosion Damages Brothel!
      As them sheriff lat'r report'd, them button had them wire runnin' to four crates o' dynamite 'neath Uncle B's brothel, which level'd nearly them whole establishment.

      Posse Raises Ruckus Behind Them Hills!
      While them Herklees and Vad hain't been tradin' lead today, them Herklees's posse found Vad's crew hidin' behind em hills an manag'd to throw him defelector-thing outta whack. Lucky fer Vad that was all he had comin' at he today.

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      Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office
      
      NameOccupationLand Claims
      AtrahedronPioneerFreeeeedom, Trankwil Base, Luna Ranch, Fence One, Shootin' Platform
      EWWMerchantChuck 7, Lou 11, Chuck 8
      HerkalesBankerQuid, Bob, Penny, Farthin
      KassieSchoolteacherAthens, Spahta, Corinz, Sirricuse, Sidonya
      LoobletkoPainterBloo, Yella, Grin, Grae, Whiit
      Boss NucularPastorYassa, Arfat, Croaking, Dark Cabin, Errer
      SibanCookBBQ'd, Brased, Marrnated
      Spike, EsquireAttorneyUno, dos, tres, quatre, fuenf
      Starred CowboyCowboyRowlett, Mesquite, Garland, Plano, Richardson
      Uncle BPimpClit
      Vad HornkofPimpHoo-ray, Fer, Boobz
      Skanky BurntMusicianWASTED
      JonyPoliticianWASTED
      SparrowhackSteamboat captainWASTED
      ColonelTacticusCavalry OfficerWASTED
      DookCloudProspectorWASTED
      WhohuhOutlawWASTED
      Ah also got to remind some o ya folks, ya know who ya are, that yall can only have three posses an two bunkers on yers properties!
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      • 'bout time Jony been dead!
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        • Orders sent already
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          • Something I don't understand:

            All orders marked with a * sign shall be referred to as "unknown projects" unless they specifically come into play that turn.
            So clearly if I lost 4 cities but no one used the "launch nuke" order against me I have been a victim of deflected nukes. But then according to the quoted rule shouldn't I know who is it that delected nukes towards me?
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            • But Skanky went out with a slight smirk on him face and a little push of a button with him left hand...
              I think it was Skanky
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              • Yeah the two references to the button tie them together.
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                  • Originally posted by Sparrowhawk


                    I think it was Skanky
                    It probably was - but Skanky got at most 4 nukes in his ass, which means he can only have deflected 2 of them. Meanwhile, I lost 4 cities.
                    In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                    • The only explanation is that both Jony and Skanky have been deflecting towards me.

                      EDIT: that's it. Jony got 6 nukes and deflected 3, Skanky got 2 and deflected 1.
                      In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                      • How could Jony deflect when he launched two nukes at me?
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                        • Skanky launched 4 at ya.
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                          Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General Ludd

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                          • I launched 4 nukes at ya - revenge will only be sweeter at your death.
                            I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                            • Sint.
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