Mafia 21: The Corporate Mafia

[Kassiopeia]

Ah, vovan has five out of nine. Time to die.

[Kuciwalker]

I don't think it's him. I think I know who it is

[Kassiopeia]

Chapter Nine

Before the closet could be examined, Method's murder had to be "solved". Vovan, with his sense of duty, promptly defenestrated himself after receiving the most votes.

Spaced Cowboy watched the spectacle amused and strolled off to make himself something to drink. He nearly picked up a packet of coffee, but then said "Screw it" to himself and instead reached out for a bag of some Manchurian tea.

When Spaced Cowboy was found dead, his cup did not have any coffee, but tea that was slightly cloudy with some sort of substance. All were truly clueless as to what this substance really was. He did deserve it, though, those bags are an abomination.

Name

Position

Status



1. Hercules

Secretary of the President

Defenestrated - R3



2. Duke o' york

Chief Executive Officer
Present


3. :) Smiley

Secretary of the CEO

Poisoned - R1


4. Kalius

Chief Financial Officer
Defenestrated - R2


5. Theben

Accountant

Present


6. Jonny

Accountant

Present


7. DrSpike

Chief Information Officer

Staples and pencils - R2


8. Jon Miller

Helpdesk

Defenestrated - R7


9. Skanky Burns

Chief Technical Officer

Staples and pencils - R4


10. Adagio

IT Specialist

Present


11. Method

IT Specialist

Staples and pencils - R8


12. SnowFire

IT Specialist 
Staples and pencils - R6


13. rah

Human Resources Manager

Defenestrated - R6


14. gjramsey

Assistant HR Manager

Present


15. alva

Chief Recruiter 
Present


16. Imran Siddiqui

Chief of Public Relations

Poisoned - R7


17. Ljube-ljcvetko

PR Consultant 
Defenestrated - R1


18. Guynemer

Company Doctor 
Defenestrated - R5


19. Tuberski

Company Nurse

Defenestrated - R4


20. Zopperoni

Chief of Marketing 
Present


21. Spaced Cowboy

Marketing Advisor
Poisoned - R9


22. DarkCloud

Statistical Analyst

Poisoned - R5


23. Nuclear Master

Security Guard

Poisoned - R3


24. Vovan

Security Guard

Defenestrated - R8

The Duke is away from Poly for the weekend, and votes alva via pm.

[rah]

Hmmm, how conscientious. One would think that the only one so concerned about voting would be THE MAFIA.

[gjramsey]

CEO's are usually clueless about many things, so the good Duke gets the vote.

[Tassadar500]

Originally posted by rah
Hmmm, how conscientious. One would think that the only one so concerned about voting would be THE MAFIA.

Not quite true. I was the mafia in the assassins game, and I missed two rounds of voting, and I escaped the whole game without a vote.

[Jonny]

Spaced was drinking tea, not coffee, when he was poisoned, so that means that it is probably most likely the cups or the water that is contaminated, and not the tea/coffee. And I just don't know what to deduce from that...

So I'll vote Duke o' York, because:
A) he's the CEO
B) he's away for the weekend, so this'll keep the game moving
C) Rah may have a good point; most people normally don't PM votes, even if they know that they're going to be away

[Theben]

The Duke is named for Duke Ellington, right? ELLA Green, ELLington- there's got to be some connection.
Plus he was online earlier when Kassi was hollering for one of the mafias to vote.

So, Duck o' York, taste the sweet kiss of asphalt!

[Zopperoni]

Duke o' York it is then.

[Kassiopeia]

Four out of seven. The duke is toast.

[Tassadar500]

I still find it funny that Kass counted my vote once even though I was dead. But it didn't really matter, because it was a docpile

[Kassiopeia]

Chapter Ten

The acting president of a company is a very windy position, but it was a small miracle that it took so many ballots and defenestrations before it was the Duke o' york's turn to embrace the wind and subsequently make a quaint little "splash" on the paveway. Night was about to fall and a few stars could already be seen on the dark blue sky.

Then the mob, that had shrunk to the size of six in a matter of mere twenty or so hours, proceeded to the staff locker rooms in the upper levels to examine what could be the container of vital clues to discover the identity of the bloodthirsty brother.

A diary was discovered, but Ella's brother was seldom mentioned, and even then not by name. She had been married and neglected to ever mention her maiden name, explaining why none of the six left were called Green. She did call him by a nickname, but no one could fathom why it was "Ed". There were no Edwards or the like left alive.

It was mutually decided that the six would from now on stay strictly in the same room, and at all times move and sit and whatever in groups of three, so that the other two could overpower anyone trying foul play. Half would sleep, half would watch over, half would go to the bathroom, half would have to cross their legs in the meantime.

This quite marvellous contingency plan failed, though, when Jonny had to pop in the toilet and noticed that everyone else, including the ones guarding, was asleep. Thinking that this was a pretty good warranty of security, he strolled off to the bathroom.

The stabbing and slashing had been fierce that time, the blood spillage was all over the room, staining the lightbulb up in the ceiling and transforming its light into a peculiar hue of red. The tools of the crime were the same as before: staples, pencils, and gardening tools.

Name

Position

Status



1. Hercules

Secretary of the President

Defenestrated - R3



2. Duke o' york

Chief Executive Officer
Defenestrated - R9


3. :) Smiley

Secretary of the CEO

Poisoned - R1


4. Kalius

Chief Financial Officer
Defenestrated - R2


5. Theben

Accountant

Present


6. Jonny

Accountant

Staples and pencils - R10


7. DrSpike

Chief Information Officer

Staples and pencils - R2


8. Jon Miller

Helpdesk

Defenestrated - R7


9. Skanky Burns

Chief Technical Officer

Staples and pencils - R4


10. Adagio

IT Specialist

Present


11. Method

IT Specialist

Staples and pencils - R8


12. SnowFire

IT Specialist 
Staples and pencils - R6


13. rah

Human Resources Manager

Defenestrated - R6


14. gjramsey

Assistant HR Manager

Present


15. alva

Chief Recruiter 
Present


16. Imran Siddiqui

Chief of Public Relations

Poisoned - R7


17. Ljube-ljcvetko

PR Consultant 
Defenestrated - R1


18. Guynemer

Company Doctor 
Defenestrated - R5


19. Tuberski

Company Nurse

Defenestrated - R4


20. Zopperoni

Chief of Marketing 
Present


21. Spaced Cowboy

Marketing Advisor
Poisoned - R9


22. DarkCloud

Statistical Analyst

Poisoned - R5


23. Nuclear Master

Security Guard

Poisoned - R3


24. Vovan

Security Guard

Defenestrated - R8

[Kassiopeia]

May I add that I'm shocked to realise that instead of having to do a two-parter, we'll manage with a single thread - we won't probably even hit 400 before The End. Must be because L-L and Nuclear Master were offed so early on.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Originally posted by Theben
The Duke is named for Duke Ellington, right? ELLA Green, ELLington- there's got to be some connection.
Plus he was online earlier when Kassi was hollering for one of the mafias to vote.

So, Duck o' York, taste the sweet kiss of asphalt!

Thizbean, you kill me

[Adagio]

I'm starting to believe it's the accountant Theben