The Sims 2: First Screensots

[Dis]

god help me, I'm thinking about buying this. is there any cure?

[Solver]

god help me, I'm thinking about buying this. is there any cure?

Go play more Morrowind.

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Dissident
god help me, I'm thinking about buying this. is there any cure?

Burn all your money.

[Tassadar500]

Or better yet, give all of your money to me!

[FrustratedPoet]

Or better yet, spend all your money on wallpapering your house with pink velvet, buying large erotic statues and putting them in your kitchen, getting 7 large vibrating chairs and 4 widescreen TVs for your lounge, buying an espresso machine and drinking so much of it that you start running around your house at twice the speed of light before urinating on yourself in the garden and missing your car pool to work.

After that, you need hardly bother playing the game at all.

[alva]

Done some redecorating recently, FP?

[FrostyBoy]

Originally posted by Solver


Any chance I could like it if I found the original boring, uninteresting and was away after a few hours?

No, you won't like it. I think there are a few things you will find amusing, but the game itself, I doubt it will keep you interested long enough, because the same principles from the original are still there and haven't changed much. What has changed the most is the look and feel, and of course there is more depth to practically everything.

Going out down town is not so great because the loading times can be quite long, especially since you have to load twice (once for the map, and twice for the destination after selecting where you wan to go).

But the game is a lot more deeper than the first. Sims 1 is a test-game compared to Sims 2. Sims 2 seems to be a truly complete version of what this type of game is about.


Yesterday I finally WooHoo'd with the postwoman, now I am going to WooHoo with the Pizzawoman. I've tried with the maid, but it won't work.

[Adagio]

Originally posted by Sn00py
Yesterday I finally WooHoo'd with the postwoman, now I am going to WooHoo with the Pizzawoman. I've tried with the maid, but it won't work.

I can't keep track on who one of my girls have 'woohoo'd, but those I'm sure about is the:
The girl who comes with the bills
The maid
Her wife ( )
about 2-3 of her other friends




The maid was the one who did it in public

[DrSpike]

It's worse than I thought. The Sims is just porn in game form!

[General Ludd]

Originally posted by DrSpike
It's worse than I thought. The Sims is just porn in game form!

I think that a nude patch was made before the 'aqcuired' version was even available.,

[Skanky Burns]

A review of the knock-off version of the Sims.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2283

For some reason, Spikie's post reminded me of this.

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by General Ludd


I think that a nude patch was made before the 'aqcuired' version was even available.,

I'm actually reviewing my opinion of the Sims. Not only are there Sunday Gamers as I thought but there are also a lot of sexually frustrated teenagers who live their sex lives through their Sims.

Maybe it explains part of the high sales.

[General Ludd]

You didn't already know this?

[Adagio]

It's worse than I thought. The Sims is just porn in game form!

No yet, we're still waiting for the addon "Pornstar" for that

[Kassiopeia]

WTF? I created a very appropriate Sim rendition of myself (I was flabbergasted to find out he ended up afraid of parties, just like me ), and bought an empty lot so I could start building a house. But I click on the foundation icon in the selection, and try dragging it on the empty lot, but nothing happens! I can plop down objects, but I can't make foundations, floors or walls. The mouse click doesn't seem to register when clicking the save icon, either, I'm forced to save by clicking quit.

Am I missing something?