College Football 2010: So it begins

[SlowwHand]

I don't want to steal your idea. Maybe I'll use this one.

[Guynemer]

It's been a month, hasn't it, Tex? Please tell me it's been a month.

[SlowwHand]

It's probably been a month.


He seems to be enjoying that a little too much.

[Tupac Shakur]

My feelings on the Michigan defense facing a team that scored EIGHTY-THREE points last week:



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Would that this hoodie were a time hoodie!

[Tuberski]

Michigan needs an entire time desk.

ACK!

[Tupac Shakur]

That is going to be the worst book I ever read cover to cover.

[H Tower]

We're under an hour left now until One Way Football kicks off to the East at Wrigley Field. What a joke. At least this can be blamed on Northwestern and the Big10 and not necessarily the Illini.

[H Tower]

My feelings on the Michigan defense facing a team that scored EIGHTY-THREE points last week:



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Well at least Wisconsin didn't run up the score on purpose vs Michigan. Run left, Run Right, Run up the middle. They threw one pass in the second half, and still managed to average more than 6 yards a carry.

[Guynemer]

With nine men in the box, no less.



The Michigan defense is streets behind. Not to mention still trying to kick FGs and not using any time outs at the end of the first half.



Incidentally, I want to bang Alison Brie.

[Tupac Shakur]

We try not to sexualize her.

[Guynemer]

I appreciate that reference.

[Boris Godunov]

USC is losing 20-0 to Oregon State. The same Oregon State that got stomped by Washington State last week. The same Washington State that was the joke of the Pac-10 and hadn't won an in-conference game in 2 years.

@ USC.

[Guynemer]

I know I shouldn't be particularly upset or surprised by the outcome of the game today, but the very fact that I shouldn't be upset or surprised?



(To say nothing of the fact that every conference opponent, except third-string QB-playing in a ****ing monsoon ****tacular Purdue, has scored at least 34 points on us.)



Boise State at Nevada: This is it, the only chance Boise loses before the bowls. This is the big one. The one we've all been looking ahead to since week two. Naturally, the Broncos will win by 30. 90%

Oregon vs. Arizona: If this game weren't at Autzen, I'd give the Cats a fighting chance. As it is, they'll be lucky to finish within three scores of the Ducks. 90%

TCU at New Mexico: 200%

Auburn at Alabama: For those of us who want to see the Little Guys get a shot, this is the only legit chance we've got. So, one on hand, I really want Bama to win. On the other? Rooting for Nick Saban? Seriously, I can not look at that guy without wanting to punch him in the dong. Assuming the NCAA doesn't take off and nuke Auburn from orbit (it's the only way to be sure), expect Cam Newton to play, and play well. Also expect Auburn's defense to get ****ing TORCHED. This is gonna be one of those games where the losing squad finishes with around 40 points. 40%

[Guynemer]

1. Boise State
2. Oregon
3. TCU
4. Auburn
5. Stanford
6. LSU
7. Michigan State
8. Wisconsin
9. Ohio State
10. Oklahoma State

I fully expect to drop the Spartans and Cowboys like ****ing rocks after they lose next week, with a grab bag of Sooners, Hokies, Crimson Tide, Razorbacks, and Cornhuskers waiting in the wings.

[SlowwHand]

Neither Boise State nor TCU will lose.