College Football 2010: So it begins

[Guynemer]

Jesus titty ****ing Christ. I get home from work, and what do I see? Mother****ing UMass taking the lead from the Wolverines, who then botch a drive, nearly catastrophicly muff a punt, and then miss yet another field goal.

I swear to Christ, how many times have I said it? The defense and special teams are going to cost Michigan at least one game that they should win. This looks like a candidate for game number one.

[Guynemer]

17-7, UMass, 1:17 left in first half.

[Guynemer]

Seriously, **** Greg Robinson, right in the ****ing ear. Defensive coordinator, my ass. **** RichRod too, just for kicks.

TD Michigan, but a flag will call it back.

[Guynemer]

Nope, on UMass.

Screen pass to Stonum, 17-14.

[Guynemer]

Michigan strips the ball, get it back with :45 left near midfield. Let's see what they do with it.

[Guynemer]

DRob slips making a move, gain of 4. Timeout.

2nd and 6 from Mich 49: big pass to Hemingway, gain of about 36.

Gain of 5, ball on UMass 10. Last timeout, :23 left.

[Boris Godunov]

Cal got totally unmasked last night. Best defense in the nation? Yeah, how about the 500+ yards Nevada racked up. What a joke...

PAC-10 won't have a good weekend.

[Guynemer]

Pass deflected.

3rd down: TOUCHDOWN, DRob to Stonum.

Wow, huge momentum shift in the last minute, Wolverines will take 21-17 lead into the half, barring a special teams disaster on the kickoff.

[Guynemer]

Jesus, didn't hear about that.

Nevada is a pretty good team, they'll gonna help the MWC after Utah and BYU depart.

[Guynemer]

PAC-10 won't have a good weekend.

I don't think it'll be that terrible, but if USC loses to the Gophers on the road, I might just die laughing.

[Al B. Sure!]

I would like to point out that Temple is leading the Huskies 20-16 mid-way through the 4th quarter

[Al B. Sure!]

27-16 Temple with 6 minutes to go

MJ knew the deal:

[Al B. Sure!]

hmm... penalty took away a Temple TD... still 27-16

[Al B. Sure!]

You realize that Temple was forced out of the Big East, right Albert? Besides they barely won both of their games against a 1-AA team (albeit the 1-AA Champs) and another MAC team, and you think they are going to rock UConn?

cough... 30-16 Temple over UConn... cough

Now off to Happy Valley to give Joe Pa a heart attack

[Boris Godunov]

Gophers score first over USC. Could the Trojans really be this terrible?