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Originally posted by Oerdin
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I found two nice new animated panda avatars if anyone wants them.
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This one is great! Allow me to borrow it for a while. -
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A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves.
The next night, the woman goes to the panda's house. "You owe me money," she says.
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The woman rolls her eyes and explains, "I'm a prostitute."
The panda pulls out a dictionary and looks it up: "Prostitute: Has sex for money."
The panda says, "I don't have to pay you. I'm a panda -- look it up." She is about to protest when the bear hands her the dictionary.
The woman looks up "panda" in the dictionary. It says, "Panda: Eats bush and leaves."I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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As MikeH points out on CG, "Eats, shoots and leaves" would be far better...
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Except that it's not gramatically correct for the supposed dictonary entry.Originally posted by MOBIUS View Post
As MikeH points out on CG, "Eats, shoots and leaves" would be far better...The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.Comment
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:shrug: I'm bamboozled as to why you didn't like it.Originally posted by KrazyHorse View PostComment
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It's easy enough to drop the comma.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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I don't actually give a steaming pile, I'm just bored...but then it would be gramatically incorrect as the punchline.The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.Comment
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Eats roots and leaves works. At least for antipodeans.Originally posted by MOBIUS View Post
As MikeH points out on CG, "Eats, shoots and leaves" would be far better...a.k.a. ainwood, CFC Forums Co-Administrator
Some Ainwood guy is so up his arse that if he ever had haemharroids (sp), he'd have to take the cream orally! What a total dick!Comment
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Eats ***** and takes a taxi home.Comment
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***** = p u s s yComment
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I just made a panda entry to their wiki.
Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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WTF?
What racial slurs?You have been banned for the following reason:
Trolling and racial slurs
Date the ban will be lifted: 05-14-2009, 13:00Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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