I've been banned from the Panda Love Forum (Whoopsie) :(

[SlowwHand]

You didn't set out all these special qualifications beforehand. Don't be trying to throw it in my face now.

[Tuberski]

Well I guess if I posted a thread saying "Dale has hot, hot sex with gay pandas" I could get banned in 2 minutes... but I went a bit more creative

There was also that my threads are closed, so you can read them now... rather than deleted.

Always post before you read, by the time I was finished reading, it was locked.

ACK!

[Dinner]

God Hates Panda-Bangers!
Swine flu. A terrible recession. Crippling debt. Crime. Abortion. Drunk drivers. Uwe Boll movies. Why are all of these evils visiting America now? Because GOD HATES AMERICA.

America has TURNED HER BACK on God, spit in His face with an impudent parade of wanton carnality and depraved perversions of the flesh. And the worst of all perversions is panda-****ing!

You bear-buggers may think God doesn't see you lube up the sphincter of that cute, furry animal. Or if he does see, he won't do anything, because he's a nice and merciful God who lets you walk all over him, right? WRONG! "Thou shalt not lie with a retarded Chinese mammal as man lies with woman; it is an Abomination in the eyes of the LORD."

If you continue on your furry-rimjob ways, mark my words: you. will. wish. you. hadn't. And sooner than you think! "Thou shalt not suffer a panda-****er to live." Soon enough, you will have splintering bamboo shoved up your foul poopholes by bloody red pandas from HELL!

For ETERNITY!

http://www.weplayciv.com/forums/showthread.php?t=307

[KrazyHorse]

I know a pic that would get me IP banned within 2 minutes.

[Imran Siddiqui]

You didn't set out all these special qualifications beforehand. Don't be trying to throw it in my face now.

What, you surprised a lawyer would change the rules?

[Dinner]

I found two nice new animated panda avatars if anyone wants them.

[Dinner]

Come to think of it here are a bunch more.

http://www.yukoart.com/dancing_panda.html

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m278/sammyre2003/thDancingPanda.gif

http://msp537.photobucket.com/albums/ff332/Stef_ninaxx/Dancing_Panda.gif

The last one is some what sexually suggestive and so might be best.

[Imran Siddiqui]

The last one:



may get Dale all hot and bothered.

[SlowwHand]

I'm getting bored with the war. It's people from here and people from CFC, primarily.
CFC, for gawd's sake! It doesn't even qualify as fresh meat. It's like...vegetarian.

[Q Classic]

I'm getting bored with the war. It's people from here and people from CFC, primarily.
CFC, for gawd's sake! It doesn't even qualify as fresh meat. It's like...vegetarian.

That's harsh. Even vegetarian options can be good.

If anything, it's like rotten tripe.

[Drake Tungsten]

I like this: "It's jerkoffs like Asher and Drake who drive away all the new blood! We're starting a new forum where people have to be nice!"

I don't think the people over at TSTMNBN have any problem with me. I'm a much beloved poster.

[SlowwHand]

You're also a panda pounder.

[Drake Tungsten]

Delivered with all the subtlety and wit I've come to expect from you, Sloww.

[SlowwHand]

[Legend]

So which one of you guys is Petey?