Why US Navy is no more.

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Now back to the topic:

Russia successfully builds what Americans have failed to do - an anti-missile hypersonic shield, which actually works, because its a generation ahead of any atacking missiles.

Where are your super-dooper missiles, America?

Right!!! In your f*cking wet dreams - that's where!!!

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The same place where your next generation tanks and ships are!


You spend ten times more on your military than us, just to keep your bases all around the World and supply your troops with a rusty and obsolete weaponry, instead of inventing something really new.

A degenerating losers! (Say hello to fagg0ts and transvestites in your army!)

We will eat you for breakfast!

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I remember a talk here at Poly about 12 years ago with a guy who served at Ohio class submarine. His nick was GP or something, I don't remember exactly already (what I remember is his famous line towards me: "How is your currency doing, biatch?". That was a classic, because the inflation rate in Russia in late 90's was about 2000% and he knew where to hit, despite ten years later things were different.

When I told him that Russia develops a new ICBM which will travel at unthinkable speed while manuevering in flight both at direction and the altitude - he laughted at me and said that is a f*cking nonsence and simply not possible!

Now the Avangard hypersonic ICBM is in service on pair with a wide range of all other hypersonic missiles, nuclear powered cruise missiles, nuclear powered unmanned 50 megatonns warhead suicide subs which can dive at 1km depth and actually working laser weapons.

And you have NOTHING to stop that!!!

NOTHING!!!

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

Now you are like a virgin, laying on the green meadow with her legs spread wide and begging to f*ck her up in her ass for the first time!

But we don't and will not do that, because unlike you - we are not rapists and pedophiles.

What we create is for self-defense only, not for becoming a master of the World (like you dream of).

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Besides, you are a very ugly virgin.

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But the same f*cking second you decide to actually attack us for real - you sign your death warrant!

We will crush you like a cockroaches!

That is the only language you can understand, America!

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That was 2 years ago:

And what sweetens my evil Siberian heart the most is that hypersonic ICBM Avangard is named after my home city hockey team - Avangard, where Yaromir Jagr had played for years and where Ilya Kovalchuk plays now!

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While the West have been busy masturbating over its self-proclaimed victory in the Cold war, the Russians have scored!!!

Because we always fight to the end, unlike the West!!!

And you have no chance against us! NEVER!!!

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And a grain of salt on the wound of my German friends here:

That was the best German hockey team ever!!! A real heroes!!! You've crushed Canadians and were pretty close to do a miracle.

Doesn't work against us!

Because we have a black belt in making miracles!

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So, my point is as follows - let's keep our dick measuring contest on the ice rink instead of a real battlefield!

That would be better for humanity.

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And a bucket of salt for my beloved Canadians:

I know it hurts, sorry - just can't resist!

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Me thinks the master class of trolling is over for today.

Обсыхайте, черти!

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Now take a moment for a beauty:

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Where is your crown, King Nothing?

A super-dooper crown of nothing!