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[SlowwHand]

The name. Imran's rabid relative.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

[Uncle Sparky]

Would you like Freedom Fries with that?

[Wezil]

US gun crime could support it's own Forum. Threads for school shootings, religious building takeovers, drive by shootings, toddlers shooting parents.....

We could call it the Freedom Forum.

[SlowwHand]

https://abcnews.go.com/US/armed-man-takes-hostages-texas-synagogue-source/story?id=82285896

[Dauphin]

It's not far from my office. lol

[Broken_Erika]

Hamilton neighbourhood covered after plant malfunction sends 'beans raining down'

Company 'implementing corrective action' after area showered in bean hulls

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/soybeans-hamilton-neighbourhood-bunge-plant-1.6307601

[Uncle Sparky]

I recognize the address... it's right across from a coffee shop I used to hang out at... at the corner of Queen & John.

[Wezil]

lol, that's hilarious.

I get the "suggestive drizzles" but am a little confused by the "sprinkles".

[Ming]

There's now a permanent location in Toronto where you can get those X-rated waffles shaped like private parts that have been breaking the internet.

Members Only Waffle House finally has an official headquarters in town where you can get their penis-shaped waffles dripping with suggestive drizzles and decorated with sprinkles.

The beginning of 2022 marked the opening of their new physical storefront location at 252 Queen St. W.

[youtube]https://youtu.be/_YuCUgUmoqA[/youtube]

The new space isn't far from where they originally popped up outside Frisaca at 592 Queen St. W. At the pop-up location, "Plain Johnsons" started at $8, and about 150 penis-shaped waffles were sold per day (the max they could keep up with).

Made with high-end ingredients like Belgian chocolate, the penis-shaped waffles are supposed to be crispy and fluffy.

The first 50 customers who visited the new Members Only spot received a take-home Polaroid with the purchase of their "member."



On the menu right now, they have their "Founding Member" and "VIP Member" for $11 each, and they're hoping to add drip coffee in the future.

"This is our first location and we are thrilled to have such an incredible and supportive community," Members Only founder Kirsty Fan tells blogTO. "Our main focus is sharing a laugh or a smile with our clients during these difficult and challenging times."

Spreading smiles during challenging times goes beyond dick jokes for Members Only, though: they'll also be donating a percentage of monthly sales at the new shop to different non-profit organizations.



They're currently open for takeout waffles from Thursday through Sunday.

[Jon Miller]

I keep waiting for the stock market to collapse because of Joe Biden. But apparently reality did not get Trump's memo...[/LIST]

I have thought that the stock market was due a correction since 2014 or 2015. I don't consider 2020 to be a real correction.

I still think it, but it has been long enough that I have learned that such a view is not useful.

And I now also admit that I could very well be wrong.

JM

[Uncle Sparky]

Cool pool fool.

[-Jrabbit]

I keep waiting for the stock market to collapse because of Joe Biden. But apparently reality did not get Trump's memo...

S&P 500 surges to 69th record close of 2021 as Santa rally powers US stocks

The S&P 500 is now up 27% for the year. The Nasdaq and the Dow Jones Industrial Average are up 23% and 18%, respectively, for 2021.

• US stocks rallied sharply Monday despite Omicron-related weakness in travel stocks.
• The S&P 500 notched its 69th record close of the year, adding to gains during the trading session.
• Major US indexes continued a year-end Santa Claus rally after picking up from last week's momentum.

[Uncle Sparky]

Wolverine has COVID-19.

[Uncle Sparky]

Anyone know how our Filipino Polytubbies are doing with a *new* typhoon?