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  • #16
    Originally posted by Bereta_Eder View Post
    The benefits are many: first, you are not a wanker anymore.
    Lol

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    • #17
      I think America needs a New Year's Revolution more than I do...
      There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
        I think America needs a New Year's Revolution more than I do...
        Caleb for President
        Make America Bleed Again!

        I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
        Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
        Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Dinner View Post
          I have a box of Chanix from my doctor and will make a concerted effort to stop smoking on the new year.
          After many failed attempts Chantix was the only thing that worked. Free for over 10 years after 40 years of smoking. Good luck.
          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
          RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Berzerker View Post
            keto diet and weightlifting

            I always plan on getting in shape
            Always the plan, but hookers and blow are the inevitable outcome. Oh well.

            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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            • pchang
              pchang commented
              Editing a comment
              Hookers and blow can easily be incorporated into a weight lifting and diet program....

          • #21
            Work less than 60 hours per week.
            Loose 10-15 kg, Run 15 kms.
            Continue to save for a holiday home near Volos.
            "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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          • #22
            I'll try to avoid talking crap bout ppl behind they re backs

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            • #23
              I`m planning to resolve the new year on 12/31/2019, one second after 23:59:59
              unless something important happens that prevents me from doing so ... like me getting touched by a weeping angel, or my own death or something similar
              Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
              Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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              • #24
                Weeping angels know I am immune to their mind-tricks. My training came directly from the Big Nasty.

                No rinky-dink parlour tricks here neither. Pure mental domination. And that is my own soul now, don't even need Him to involve.
                Order of the Fly

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                • #25
                  You defeat weeping angels by tricking them into looking at each other.
                  “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                  ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                  • #26
                    Originally posted by Meticulous Man View Post
                    I'll try to avoid talking crap bout ppl behind they re backs
                    And talk more crap in front of their backs instead!
                    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • #27
                      Originally posted by Bereta_Eder View Post
                      You notice I said on "summers". Who wouldn't be happy to have a field and a house next to the greek seas. Ecstatic more like. I will simply try and make it happen and I think I have good chances.
                      paradise

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                      • #28
                        New Years resolutions are for the weak.
                        Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                        RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                        • #29
                          This year I will resolve not to be weak.
                          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • #30
                            Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
                            New Years resolutions are for the weak.
                            Yah, after 7 days most of them have already been discarded anyway!

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