Worst inventions of mankind

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

BTW - another unsettling member merge...

[Broken_Erika]

That's the new vBulletin for you...
Speaking of which, i think this version of vBulletin counts as one of the worst inventions of mankind. Or at least the worst upgrade of mankind....

[rah]

The worst thing is this server. The longest response time (on average) for ANY site that I visit.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

It's sporadically poor/unacceptable loading performance for years now, yes. -And there's so little difference from the annoying migrations to different forum software at the CivCentration Camp and the Frog Pond as to be indistinguishable from vBulletin® Version 5.2.5 running under different skins.


-Aeson, are we ever going to get the page-bottom breadcrumbs back -the other two places with their half-buttocked migrations adjustments eventually bothered- and, God help us, the Next<-->Previous buttons back? W-freekin'PC had something that serves a long time ago, and their owner hasn't logged in in six months (he told me so last night.)

Next<-->Previous !!

NOW!!



PLEASE?

[rah]

My preference is just keep the site open. We'll b*tch regardless.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

He told me exactly that last years ago to a suggestion on what to do about a problem member...

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

..And he IS correct...

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Meat? Meat? I Hate To Be That Guy, but you didn't drunk-post stupid misspelled 10-year-old-boy-taunts in response last night, so either you ain't been by or it's an unmistakable Tell that you know you've been soundly spanked again, and are wisely nursing your butthurt in silence. (I doubt you skipped the midnight drinking, though.) Just learn the lesson taught again this time, that yo' arms too short to box wit' me, and we're cool again, OK?

Now, Imanna let this drop if you keep that not stepping up going, both because I don't like trolling for blood, you being such easy meat making it get boring fast, and tha boiz here have an irrational fixation on me being a Panda a very long time ago, and are a little bad to side with the least popular member here who isn't a conservatroll. -That also gets boring fast.

-But to pointedly not be gracious in victory -in the finest Apolyton tradition- an encore, and then I'm done and won't even make teasing reference to you for a while if you don't give me a reason:

Should I jize in that duke slute?
Should I jize in that duke slute?
Should I jize in that duke slute?
Should I jize in that duke slute?
Should I jize in that duke slute?
Should I jize in that duke slute?
Should I jize in that duke slute?
Should I jize in that duke slute?
Should I jize in that duke slute?
Should I jize in that duke slute?
Should I jize in that duke slute?
Should I jize in that duke slute?
Should I jize in that duke slute?

Peace out Dinner!

[ZEE]

and are a little bad to side with the least popular member here who isn't a conservatroll. -That also gets boring fast.

Who would that be?

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

AAZH, my friend, I thought you already knew, and I'd hate to hurt your feelings...

[ZEE]

Just checking. Thanks for clarifying.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Beezulbless you, buddy.

[ZEE]

Thank you, I believe he already has. I had to earn it. None of this "forgiveness" YHWH crap. My training was a brutal, nightmarish Hell. My AAHZ personna did not survive. Or rather he mutated.

AAHZ was just a larvae. I am the result of the transformation. It's not just a name change. I literally had to change the way I think. The actual words I use to form thoughts had to be proper at all times or I would fail a lesson and be punished. I became a simple Moth, protected by Ba'al's light. A Moth does not have any actual powers and does not look that intimidating but what occurs around me could be directly affected by higher Demons of The Order of The Fly at any time and I report directly to Beelzebub himself. Sometimes they ignore me because they are to busy. But other times lives are ruined in seconds. There is proof of this occurring. Me personally I feel safe and protected and at bliss at all times now. I just float through life now, wanting only for simple survival, humble and happy.

There are other types of Beelzebub followers. Different paths and ways that people train for differently. This is my path.

I AM NOW A MASTER OF IT.

[The Mad Monk]

Fig newtons are full of seeds, worms and dead wasps.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Mmm. Delicious, delicious flavor of figgy waspish goodness....

[The Mad Monk]

Would you care for some Chirps with your Newtons?