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[Proteus_MST]

So this is fake. I knew that. You didn't. Is there anything that you wouldn't fall for?

Donnie claims it is fake.
But considering that Donnie is the biggest liar as a PotUS that history has known, I would even double-check if Donnie tells me the time of day

[Kidlicious]

At the summit POTUS accused Obama of preventing Russia from being in the G8 because of personal bitterness over failure.

[Kidlicious]

Dpnnie suggests dropping nukes into Hurricanes in order to stop them from hitting the USA

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...america-report

So this is fake. I knew that. You didn't. Is there anything that you wouldn't fall for?

[Kidlicious]

CNN: 'Our Ratings Are Only Tanking Because Trump Is Killing Off Viewers By The Millions'
August 26th, 2019


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ATLANTA, GA—CNN host Brian Stelter blamed President Trump for the network's falling ratings Sunday, accusing the president of killing millions upon millions of people that otherwise might have tuned into CNN.

"If Trump weren't killing off most of America by the millions, we'd still have a pretty solid viewer base," Stelter bellowed at the three viewers watching Reliable Sources. "Airports, lobbies, waiting rooms, and gas station pumps are now playing CNN to absolutely no one, since Trump has killed them all."

A guest on Stelter's show suggested that Trump has killed more people than Hitler, Mao, and Stalin put together, and Stelter had to agree. "I'd probably put his death count at somewhere near 7.7 billion," he said after doing some simple math on one of those giant novelty calculators he keeps handy for such an occasion. "We can't overstate the damage this president has done to this once-great news station."

After the segment blaming Trump for the deaths of millions and CNN's subsequent decline, the station continued to air 24/7 Trump coverage, which mostly consisted of the hosts screaming at the sky.

-Babylon Bee

[Kidlicious]

You're being tricked into TDS and supporting the global elites with their brainwashing.

[Aeson]

There are always fires and forests being destroyed and so we should just ignore them because the destruction of our environment is commonplace and not out of the ordinary. The hoax is that in this case we're being tricked into caring about the destruction of our planet by it actually being covered. Those bastards!

[giblets]

The definition of "fake news" seems to keep expanding

[Kidlicious]

We actually have evidence of this. The NYTIMES recently changed a headline because their readers (overwhelming anti-Trump) said that it was inaccurate. AOC of course tweeted that. So they apologized and changed the headline to fake news. We also have a leaked transcript from a staff meeting of the same outlet describing a conversation about spreading fake news about Trump to make Trump look racist. They do that because only people that like fake news read the NYTIMES now.

[Kidlicious]

That`s usually something that conspiracy theorists also claim since decades ... that the media is involved in the conspiracy they theorize about

I said that they push conspiracy theories, not that they are part of a conspiracy. They are just socially irresponsible. IOW they are the enemy of the people. It's not that they care about anything but getting people to watch TV.

[Proteus_MST]

I'm talking about all the hoaxes that the media pushes on people. I don't care about various conspiracy theories. That's not the news.

That`s usually something that conspiracy theorists also claim since decades ... that the media is involved in the conspiracy they theorize about

[Kidlicious]

That`s something that conspiracy theorists claim since lots of decades

Be it about the Moon Landing Hoax, the Flat Earth Conspiracy, the 9/11-CIA-Conspiracy or Obamas Birthplace ... and many more

I'm talking about all the hoaxes that the media pushes on people. I don't care about various conspiracy theories. That's not the news.

[Proteus_MST]

... it's a conspiracy against me....

That`s something that conspiracy theorists claim since lots of decades

Be it about the Moon Landing Hoax, the Flat Earth Conspiracy, the 9/11-CIA-Conspiracy or Obamas Birthplace ... and many more

[giblets]

With the fire season in the Amazon approaching its midpoint, scientists using NASA satellites to track fire activity have confirmed an increase in the number and intensity of fires in the Brazilian Amazon in 2019, making it the most active fire year in that region since 2010.

https://www.earthobservatory.nasa.gov/images/145498/uptick-in-amazon-fire-activity-in-2019

NASA is working for the free masons.

[Kidlicious]

The people who set them on fire (if it ws set on fire) don't aim for a Hoax but aim at illegally getting more land for agriculture.

The result will be:
Lots of rain forest gone (together with its capability to turn CO2 into O2, together with its richness in species (am ong them possible undiscovered one which may have medical properties that could have been exploited))

And the people who set the forect on fire will be able to farm the soil for maybe 2-3 years till erosion and agriculture have depleted the soil so much that it becomes almost infertile (and not very much will grow on it anymore)

"Good for you" that you are not really worry about something (willfully destroying the green lung of the planet) that may have a profound future effect on the future of the survival of mankind no matter where they live

I don't care because I am not easily manipulated by the global elitists that can afford to be worried about fires thousands of miles away. I have a lot more things to worry about. As a general rule I don't care what they tell me to care about because it's always at best a distraction. At worst it's a conspiracy against me. I have nothing against farmers in Brazil.

And "It's the worst fires since 2013!"

[Proteus_MST]

If someone set them on fire so they can pull a hoax I care.

The people who set them on fire (if it ws set on fire) don't aim for a Hoax but aim at illegally getting more land for agriculture.

The result will be:
Lots of rain forest gone (together with its capability to turn CO2 into O2, together with its richness in species (am ong them possible undiscovered one which may have medical properties that could have been exploited))

And the people who set the forect on fire will be able to farm the soil for maybe 2-3 years till erosion and agriculture have depleted the soil so much that it becomes almost infertile (and not very much will grow on it anymore)

"Good for you" that you are not really worry about something (willfully destroying the green lung of the planet) that may have a profound future effect on the future of the survival of mankind no matter where they live