Thread for obviously newsworthy stuff

[Giancarlo]

I don't worship Trump. He isn't God. He isn't the Devil either.

"Judge not, lest you be judged. And the measure that you use will be used to judge you."

He's a lying piece of **** that beats women (including his ex-wife and possibly his current wife) and he judges people all the damn time.

In addition, he cheats on his wife with a porn star.

So much for that sanctity of marriage you conservative drones always talk about. A same sex couple being married is completely wrong in your bigoted eyes, but Trump banging pornstars is perfectly acceptable.

[Giancarlo]

They sometimes ask for I'D when you pay with credit card. Trump wins again.

What an utterly moronic response. No they don't.

The only time they ask for ID is when you buy alcohol.

And when you pay with cash, they never ask for ID. Trump is a ****ing moron who can't win. And when he's facing obstruction of justice charges in OCTOBER, you'll rethink everything.

[ZEE]

Can't take it with you to The 5th, cousin.

[pchang]

Pictures of dead Presidents is all I ever needed.

[Uncle Sparky]

They also ask for ID when checking into sleazy motels, or Trump Towers... probably what Trump is thinking of...

[Dinner]

I always sigb my card and I literally can't remember the last time I was asked for my I.D.. I usually use debit though.

The Kidaverse is a strange place.

[Kidlicious]

I guess you look like a criminal because they just don't ask for an I.D. unless you are buying a controlled substance and look under age. They used to (like 25 years ago) ask for an I.D. if you wrote a paper check but most places won't even accept those any more.

I guess you look like a lying liberal.

At the time of purchase, when a customer swipes their card, the merchant is supposed to compare the signature on the card with the signature on the receipt. In the event that there is a discrepancy, or if the back of the card is unsigned, then merchants are instructed to ask for a photo ID to compare with.
If your card is unsigned and you’ve left the signature line blank, your card is technically not valid. (The words “not valid unless signed” are on the back there, just next to the signature box.) In that case, both MasterCard and Visa instruct the merchant to ask for your ID, then to ask you to sign the card and make sure that signature matches the one on your ID.

[Dinner]

I guess you look like a criminal because they just don't ask for an I.D. unless you are buying a controlled substance and look under age. They used to (like 25 years ago) ask for an I.D. if you wrote a paper check but most places won't even accept those any more.

[Kidlicious]

Really? 24 hours later and that's all you can come up with?
1. No, they don't, unless you are buying alcohol.
2. Booze is not groceries. So, no.

Yes they do. Have you ever heard of stolen credit cards?

[Kidlicious]

In violation of the Equal Protection Clause of the Constitution the Mayor of Portland has refused to order police to help ICE agents who are under attack from protestors.

[-Jrabbit]

They sometimes ask for I'D when you pay with credit card. Trump wins again.

Really? 24 hours later and that's all you can come up with?
1. No, they don't, unless you are buying alcohol.
2. Booze is not groceries. So, no.

[Kidlicious]

Journalists are fake. That's real.

[Dinner]

I'd be ok with that. An asteroid impact would also be ok.

[Broken_Erika]

There's always the Martians

[-Jrabbit]

So according to you, if a Trumpist kills a journalist, Trump is the murderer and should be put to death?
Wow. Seems a bit harsh...