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Especially not a trillion dollars.
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What about a trillion lira?There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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Since nobody wants to talk about my hero, Kidicious, AAHZ will talk about the missing wallet instead...
I would keep every dollar. I would then buy a pizza and a bottle of rum with the money if there was enough and then count the rest of it while I laugh. If there was over $1000, I would incrementally deposit it in my bank account, week after week as to not arouse suspicion. I would to this even if there was millions of dollars. I would claim it was just soem side work I'm doing for my friend if asked. I would cut up the cards inside and throw them away in the trash. Maybe scour the neighborhood and throw them away in many other people's trash and then proceed to burn the wallet in my grill with soem charcoal and wood. Of course I would be wearing gloves in case soemone finds them and tries to do a fingerprint trace.
HAIL BEELZEBUB
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You've given this a lot of thought.Comment
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I'm AAHZ.
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What if you new it was Kid's wallet?There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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He would do the same thing knowing Kid is so amazingly successful that he probably wouldn't even miss a few million here or there. Plus build a shrine to put the ashes of the wallet in.Comment
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I'd put it in his mailbox after drawing curly mustaches and funky hair on all his photo I.D.sOriginally posted by Uncle Sparky View PostI am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!Comment
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I'd take all the money and donate it to the most militant feminist group I could find.
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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I would honor kid's wishes and spend it on myself. After all, he wants the government to cut benefits for the ooor to fund tax cuts for the rich.“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of ManComment
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AAHZ has decided to bump this thrade because we are discussing my favorite topic.The Wizard of AAHZComment
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