Serb's jukebox!

[Serb]

Come on, let's sing!

All I ever wanted, all I ever needed - Is you in my armssss!!!

[Serb]

Hello, Norway!

True classic!!!

[Serb]

Hi, Sweden!
We are so sorry, that we stood on your way to a global dominance and buried your little shinny empire once and forever. Just like we did with Polish-Lithuanian, French, German, Ottoman and British Empires and all other motherf*ckers who have ever dared to attack us.
But, look on that the other way - now you create beautyful music instead of imperial ambitions

[Serb]

Russian-made re-make:

Soviet original:

Russian:

Жди меня, и я вернусь.
Только очень жди,
Жди, когда наводят грусть
Желтые дожди,
Жди, когда снега метут,
Жди, когда жара,
Жди, когда других не ждут,
Позабыв вчера.
Жди, когда из дальних мест
Писем не придет,
Жди, когда уж надоест
Всем, кто вместе ждет.

Жди меня, и я вернусь,
Не желай добра
Всем, кто знает наизусть,
Что забыть пора.
Пусть поверят сын и мать
В то, что нет меня,
Пусть друзья устанут ждать,
Сядут у огня,
Выпьют горькое вино
На помин души...
Жди. И с ними заодно
Выпить не спеши.

Жди меня, и я вернусь,
Всем смертям назло.
Кто не ждал меня, тот пусть
Скажет: — Повезло.
Не понять, не ждавшим им,
Как среди огня
Ожиданием своим
Ты спасла меня.
Как я выжил, будем знать
Только мы с тобой, —
Просто ты умела ждать,
Как никто другой.

1941


English:

Wait for me, and I'll come back!
Wait with all you've got!
Wait, when dreary yellow rains
Tell you, you should not.
Wait when snow is falling fast,
Wait when summer's hot,
Wait when yesterdays are past,
Others are forgot.
Wait, when from that far-off place,
Letters don't arrive.
Wait, when those with whom you wait
Doubt if I'm alive.

Wait for me, and I'll come back!
Wait in patience yet
When they tell you off by heart
That you should forget.
Even when my dearest ones
Say that I am lost,
Even when my friends give up,
Sit and count the cost,
Drink a glass of bitter wine
To the fallen friend -
Wait! And do not drink with them!
Wait until the end!

Wait for me and I'll come back,
Dodging every fate!
"What a bit of luck!" they'll say,
Those that would not wait.
They will never understand
How amidst the strife,
By your waiting for me, dear,
You had saved my life.
Only you and I will know
How you got me through.
Simply - you knew how to wait -
No one else but you.

1941


German:

Wart auf mich, ich komm zurück,
Aber warte sehr.
Warte, wenn der Regen fällt
Gelb und trüb und schwer.
Warte, wenn der Schneesturm tobt,
Wenn der Sommer glüht.
Warte, wenn die andern längst,
Längst des Wartens müd –
Warte, wenn vom fernen Ort
Dich kein Brief erreicht,
Warte – bis auf Erden nichts
Deinem Warten gleicht.

Wart auf mich, ich komm zurück!
Kalt und stolz hör zu.
Wenn der Besserwisser lehrt:
„Zwecklos wartest Du!“
Wenn die Freunde wartensmüd
Mich betrauern schon,
Trauernd sich ans Fenster setzt
Mutter, Bruder, Sohn,
Wenn sie mein gedenkend, dann
Trinken herbe Wein.
Du nur trink nicht – warte noch
Mutig, stark, allein.

Wart auf mich, ich komm zurück!
Ja, - zum Trotz dem Tod,
Der mich hundert-, tausendfach
Tag und Nacht bedroht.
Für die Freiheit meines Lands
Rings umdröhnt, umblitzt,
Kämpfend fühl ich, wie im Kampf
Mich dein Warten schützt.
Was am Leben mich erhält;
Weißt nur Du und ich:
Daß Du, so wie niemand sonst
Warten kannst auf mich.


Spanish:


Espérame y regresare,
Solo espérame con aplomo,
Espérame aun si la tristeza viene
Con las lluvias del otoño,
Espérame con la nevada,
Espérame en el calor,
Espérame si a otros no esperan,
Olvidándolos.
Espérame, si desde lo lejos
Las cartas no vendrán,
Espérame si dejan
De esperarme los demás.

Espérame y regresare,
A todas las muertes adrede.
Quien no me espero, que diga pues:
Que tuve la suerte.
No entenderán, si no creyeron,
Como entre las llamas
Con tu espera
Tu me salvabas.
Como yo sobreviví
Solo sabremos nosotros,-
Tan solo tu sabias esperar,
Como ningún otro.

[Serb]

Love will win, ay the end of the day!

[Serb]

[Serb]

Northern fleet!!!

[ZEE]

HEY SERB HERE IS SOMETHING FOR YOUR JUKEBOX. STR8 AAHZ FASCIST MURDERER LAUGH IN YOUR FACE AS I SHOVE WESTERN IDEALS IN YOUR FACE MUSIC.

[ZEE]

swallow that with your vodka.

[Egbert]

I am enjoying the Serb Jukebox.

Here is some music from the stupid brainwashed west, for Serb's listening pleasure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY

[Berzerker]

Dictators are not being elected.
The question is - when you stop listening to your brainwashing media machine, which tells you we have a dictator.

This message was approved by the Vladimir Putin Campaign For President

[Serb]

HEY SERB HERE IS SOMETHING FOR YOUR JUKEBOX. STR8 AAHZ FASCIST MURDERER LAUGH IN YOUR FACE AS I SHOVE WESTERN IDEALS IN YOUR FACE MUSIC.

It sucks!
We do way better rap. We beat you in your own game long time ago.

swallow that with your vodka.

Vodka is not my kind of drink, silly Westerner.

[Serb]

I am enjoying the Serb Jukebox.

Here is some music from the stupid brainwashed west, for Serb's listening pleasure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY

It's a good music.
But, unfortunately, I know the answer to the question when and where we'll me again with you silly, greedy, Imperialist Westerners - we'll meet on the battlefields of another World War. This time not as allies, but as enemies and you will lose, as always!
We don't want that, but you leave us no choice.

[Serb]

This message was approved by the Vladimir Putin Campaign For President

That message was approved by common sense.
But, since you are just a Western brainwashed zombie, you have no fkn clue what it is.

[Serb]

This video made my evening

Classic