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  • Originally posted by Kidicious View Post

    So you're a useless twit?
    So you are emulating your master (Donnie) by just making incorrect claims in the hope your audience won't notice?

    Works well with Trumpists as the past 1.5 years have shown, but not so well with normal people
    Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
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    • Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
      It says a lot that you think that is fake news. You believe Ford's story, but you don't believe that NYT readers get triggered when they are asked if Ford's testimony is credible. Now you require evidence.
      Kavanaugh was a Drunken 17 year old college boy at the time so....
      I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
      Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
      Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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      • Originally posted by Proteus_MST View Post
        So you don't have a link?
        I am not surprised
        Like all of the crap he posts here he never had credible sources.
        For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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        • Note: The following is satire.

          Nation’'s Criminals Ask for F.B.I. Investigation Kavanaugh Just Got

          WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In the latest controversy to envelop the Supreme Court nominee, criminals across the United States are demanding that their cases receive the kind of F.B.I. investigation that Brett Kavanaugh just got.

          From coast to coast, perpetrators of crimes ranging from arson to bank robbery are arguing that, if the F.B.I. investigates them at all, such investigations should be extremely limited in scope.

          Harland Dorrinson, a criminal lawyer in Cleveland, said that his clients have followed the Kavanaugh probe “with great interest” and see it as “tailor-made” for the crimes for which they stand accused.

          "My clients are asking that the F.B.I. investigate them for no more than five days and only talk to the witnesses I designate,”" Dorrinson said. “"We think this could be a huge time saver for everybody.”"

          One of his clients, Denton Faldo, currently faces twenty criminal counts of cooking and selling meth, but wants the F.B.I. to investigate only an unrelated speeding violation.

          "It’s important that the F.B.I. wrap up this investigation by Friday and release me from jail in time for the weekend,"” Faldo said. "“A man’'s life is in tatters."”
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          • Originally posted by Proteus_MST View Post

            So you are emulating your master (Donnie) by just making incorrect claims in the hope your audience won't notice?

            Works well with Trumpists as the past 1.5 years have shown, but not so well with normal people
            You answered my question
            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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            • Originally posted by Kidicious View Post

              You answered my question
              And you mine
              Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
              Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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              • Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
                Note: The following is satire.
                Good, because this case should never have even been investigated by the FBI.
                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                • Originally posted by Kidicious View Post

                  Good, because this case should never have even been investigated by the FBI.
                  really? Why is that?
                  For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                  • Proteus_MST
                    Proteus_MST commented
                    Editing a comment
                    I would assume, becausde the accused was republican (and therefore per default innocent) and the accuser was a liberal (and therefore per default a liar)

                • That's liberal!
                  I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                  - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                  • Trump Wakes Up Covered In Dozens Of Small Cuts After Being Chased Through Dreams By Razor-Blade-Fingered Robert Mueller


                    Senator Feinstein Wondering If Now A Good Time To Disclose 7 Highly Credible Murder Allegations Against Kavanaugh She Received Weeks Ago

                    Kavanaugh Blasted For Destroying Reputation Of Good Man

                    Should The Houston Texans Change Their Crude, Offensive Nickname?

                    Dick Durbin Wakes Up Chained To Radiator With Instructions To Saw Open Own Stomach To Access Kavanaugh Report

                    I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
                    Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
                    Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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                    • Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                      That's liberal!
                      Donald Trump is a stupid dumbass, much like his followers.

                      2020 can't come soon enough. Heck, the midterms can't either.

                      Enjoy the impeachment trials in 2019!!!!
                      For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                      • Peru:
                        Lenin wants to stop reelection of Hitler, but fails at court

                        Yungar, a remote town in the Peruvian Andes, has been receiving worldwide attention in the past couple of weeks, because of the efforts of a man named Lenin to stop one of the candidates, named
                        Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                        Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                        • Originally posted by Proteus_MST View Post
                          Peru:
                          Lenin wants to stop reelection of Hitler, but fails at court

                          https://www.odditycentral.com/news/l...vian-town.html
                          The guy is claiming his dad didn't know about the specifics of the name at the time. Christ. Its called a name change! I think that is legal in Peru to do. Lenin isn't as bad. Stalin would be worse.

                          Btw the President of Ecuador is also named Lenin. Lenin Moreno. A center left leader. It seems to be a popular name in both countries. When I lived in Ecuador, one of my classmates was named Lenin.
                          For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                          • Originally posted by Giancarlo View Post

                            The guy is claiming his dad didn't know about the specifics of the name at the time. Christ. Its called a name change! I think that is legal in Peru to do. Lenin isn't as bad. Stalin would be worse.

                            Btw the President of Ecuador is also named Lenin. Lenin Moreno. A center left leader. It seems to be a popular name in both countries. When I lived in Ecuador, one of my classmates was named Lenin.
                            There seems to be even worse ... one former minister in the indian government had Adolf Hitler as part of his name.
                            Welcome Minister Adolf Hitler

                            Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                            Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                            • Originally posted by Giancarlo View Post

                              The guy is claiming his dad didn't know about the specifics of the name at the time. Christ. Its called a name change! I think that is legal in Peru to do. Lenin isn't as bad. Stalin would be worse.

                              Btw the President of Ecuador is also named Lenin. Lenin Moreno. A center left leader. It seems to be a popular name in both countries. When I lived in Ecuador, one of my classmates was named Lenin.
                              did you read the whole article? I know 400+ words is a lot.

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