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  • If you give teachers guns they will shoot black students
    -PBS
    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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    • CandyO! Diamond and Silk!
      Three young grifters, built to bilk!
      Their con, same as Uncle Tom,
      Old white men (and moms),
      Buy the lie which whites built upon
      Racism validation:
      "They're just like us!
      And if so, it's not us,
      That's immoral, no!
      These three black women tell us so!"
      And in so buying, the con is bought
      Three grifters, giving what's got.
      But 'member, old man, the saying on the shelf:
      It's always easiest to lie to ourselves.

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      • GOP Gasps As Red-Eyed Shadow Counsel Smashes Out Of Gestation Tank



        American Psychiatric Association Adds ‘Obsessive Categorization Of Mental Conditions’ To ‘DSM-5’

        Newly Unearthed Journals Reveal J. Robert Oppenheimer Annoyed Trinity Test Researchers By Quoting ‘Bhagavad Gita’ Every Time They Did Anything

        U.S. Healthcare Administrative Costs By The Numbers

        Sen. Hatch Says Trump Allegations Not Serious Enough That Scales Should Fall From Eyes Revealing What Madness We Have Begotten


        Simply put, there is at present insufficient evidence against the Trump administration to justify the tearing of blindfolds from Republican eyes at this point, and therefore, we remain safe from gazing in horror at the maelstrom of sheer insanity that we ourselves have loosed upon the world,” said Hatch, claiming it would be woefully premature for Congress to commit themselves to any course of action in which they might glimpse the unveiled face of the ravening madness vomited into existence by them and them alone
        Last edited by Broken_Erika; August 23, 2018, 22:00.
        I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
        Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
        Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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        • Originally posted by pchang View Post
          In other Fake News, Trump claims the stock market would crash were he to be impeached.
          Probably right on that one. Though it will happen anyway. Just a matter of when.

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          • Trump represents the republican party quite well. Fascist? Maybe. A crook? Definitely. Crooked piece of ****... just like Duncan Hunter and Chris Collins. Soooooo... are republicans going for a record amount of indictments? The hysterical thing is it's the DOJ going after these crooks... Session's DOJ.

            Leave it to a republican to buy tickets for a pet rabbit with campaign funds. Yes. A RABBIT. WTF? Flagrant arrogance will be the downfall of Trump, and the entire GOP.
            For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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            • Ocasio-Cortez says that ICE assaults women.
              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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              • MSNBC contributor, Al Sharpton, says that white farmers in South Africa aren't being killed because of their race.
                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                • Kid posts two, TWO, sentences in a row which are factually true!

                  ICE does abuse women!

                  White people aren't being killed because of their race in South Africa!

                  Fellow Members of Apolyton, mark this historic day as the poster known as Kidicious has accomplished the heretofore seemingly Herculean task of posting two factually correct statements in a row.

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                  • Worth repeating: If calling your government "fascist" doesn't get you fines, imprisoned, beaten, or killed, then it probably isn't
                    But if you can lose your job or your security clearance, we're getting closer.
                    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                      MSNBC has mentioned impeachment 222 times. That's almost as many times as Maxine Waters
                      This is one day. If you get your news from them you are just as dumb as people who go to the nut house and get your news from the nuts.
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                      • I use BBC, and occasionally CTV/CKCO.(local news) The Onion and Clickhole.
                        I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
                        Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
                        Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

                        Comment


                        • One wonders why it seems like producers and talent at Fox & Friends rarely think things over before going through with such potentially embarrassing segment ideas. Take, for example, this morning's supercut of competing cable news networks and their alleged obsession with impeaching President Donald Trump. Impeachment is a story right now, because, well, President


                          MSNBC: 123X
                          FOX: 99X
                          CNN: 77X

                          You were saying, Kid?

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                          • MSNBC panelists says that teachers will shoot black students. Other panelists don't react appropriately (video).

                            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                            • Teachers shouldn't be carrying ****ing guns. Talk about promoting hysteria and fear.
                              For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                              • Originally posted by Broken_Erika View Post
                                I use BBC, and occasionally CTV/CKCO.(local news) The Onion and Clickhole.
                                All run by the deep state and the swamp. Basically the BBC is a swamp thing

                                Alt-Fact!
                                Blah

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