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Step 3, the insults. Way too predictable.
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It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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... sez the mentally disturbed Kid who, daily, comes to a message board where no one respects or likes him so he can make himself look even more foolish with his baseless assertions, poor citations, and illogical arguments.
Or, in Kidspeak:
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Yeah, the only person he's ever convinced that he is right, is himself. Quite the Kidiot.
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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He's a special kind of kidiot.For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)Comment
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It's even funnier because he thinks he's a clever troll.
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
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Truth isn't truth-Rudy Giuliani
Mr Giuliani said: "I'm not going to be rushed into having him testify so can he can be trapped into perjury."
He added: "When you tell me that he should testify because he's going to tell the truth and he shouldn't worry, well that's so silly because it's somebody's version of the truth. Not the truth."
Todd responded: "Truth is truth." Mr Giuliani said: "Truth isn't truth."
The interviewer put his hand on his forehead and said: "This is going to become a bad meme!"
Last edited by Broken_Erika; August 19, 2018, 17:35.I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
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It is almost like a philosophical statement
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"Comment
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Truth isn't truth... I know what's true... Dementia.For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)Comment
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isn't that guy who responded to the first attack on the WTC by moving the NYC HQs for the war on terror into the WTC because it made it easier for him to cheat on his wife?Comment
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Ah no. It's called you picked some words someone said out of context because you're a hack running a hoax.Originally posted by Proteus_MST View PostIt is almost like a philosophical statementI drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
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Putin Reportedly Close to Firing Giuliani
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According to the source, Putin allowed Trump to hire Giuliani in the first place because “it’s important to let Trump think that he has some autonomy from time to time,” but now the Russian President has apparently determined that “enough is enough.”
After hearing anecdotal reports of Giuliani'’s appearance on NBC’s “Meet the Press” on Sunday, Putin initially theorized that the nonsensical nature of Giuliani'’s utterances had to be chalked up to “an error in translation,” the source said.
After reading an official transcript of Giuliani’s statements, however, the Russian President was apparently “flabbergasted.”
“"Pravda is not pravda?”" Putin reportedly said. "“What is this bull****?"”
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The sad part is this probably belongs in the "News Worthy" thread, because it's probably true (even though it's satire). LOL. I love Andy Borowitz thoughOriginally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)Comment
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