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  • Yet still no examples in this thread. Maybe it's another one of your people's conspiracy theories.
    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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    • Kidlicious
      Kidlicious commented
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      You can make jokes all you want. Doesn't mean anything. Not valid argument.

    • -Jrabbit
      -Jrabbit commented
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      I didn't make a joke. In fact, I think I was pretty fair and balanced.

    • Kidlicious
      Kidlicious commented
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      What you think doesn't matter. Once again, how about an argument.

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    Last edited by Broken_Erika; September 4, 2018, 12:55.
    I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
    Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
    Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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    • Instead of covering the Kavanaugh hearing like a real news outlet, CNN just kept repeating the idiotic obstructing comments made by Harris, Booker and other liberal morons.
      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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      • Kavanaugh is a partisan hack who has no business being a court justice and an administration under multiple criminal investigations shouldn't be appointing Supreme court justices, moron.
        For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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        • Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
          Instead of covering the Kavanaugh hearing like a real news outlet, CNN just kept repeating the idiotic obstructing comments made by Harris, Booker and other liberal morons.
          Even political scientists from conservative think tanks say, that the complaints of the Democrats (about the republicans just changing the rules of confirmation hearings at a whim,
          with the clear intention of not getting all candidates through at all costs (instead of having him thoroughyl checked beforehand, as it was usus under all previous governments))
          are justified and that the republicans won't actually be able to defend their tactics on legal grounds

          https://www.vox.com/2018/9/4/1781902...-court-process

          Or with other words ... the Repugs, with every day of the Trump administration, show why they are unfit for government ...
          because, instead of trying to govern together with the other party in government, they spend considerable effort at keeping the other party out from all decisions and go over great length doing so.

          Guess it is no big surprise, considering the fact that the GOP governments of the last half century also turned out to be the most criminal ones (compared to those of the DNC) ... the GOP seems to be adverse to playing fair and by the rules and instead just prefers to create their own rules that give them unfir advantages
          This problem, quite naturally had grown to epic proportion with a GOP PotUS who doesn't even know the term "playing fair" or "playing by the rules" but instead always just seeks his own advantage, even if it means breaking the rules.
          Now the last GOP politicians who actually knew about the importance of fairness and playing by the rules are getting ridiculed by the Trump adiminstration (see McCain) and it is tried to replace them, at all costs, with GOP representatives that are more alike Trump ... those who just ruthless seek their advantages, even against all rules
          Last edited by Proteus_MST; September 4, 2018, 22:52.
          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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          • Originally posted by The_Onion
            According to a Washington Post–ABC News poll, roughly 60 percent of Americans disapprove of President Trump’s performance, while 63 percent support Robert Mueller and 50 percent favor initiating impeachment proceedings. What do you think?

            “Um, the president gives himself an ‘A+’ rating and he probably knows a bit more about how he’s doing than these people.”
            Andrew Dresden • Amateur Veterinarian


            “Sounds like they didn’t poll enough white people.”
            Tucker Mandeville • Bowtie Enthusiast


            “Typical lies from the fake American populace.”
            Lisa Wall • Defenestration Safety Advocate
            https://www.theonion.com/trump-disap...igh-1828809906
            I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
            Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
            Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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            • I wouldn't be surprised if, when showing these statements to Trumpists (without telling them the source), most would actually agree with them

              Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
              Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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              • Trumpians would agree that polls don't poll enough white people. Many are white supremacists. Making America White Again! No room for brown people.
                For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                • What do you call a state leader who not only calls the free press "enemy of the people", but would also like to make protests against his government illegal?

                  https://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...=.9f63a668ea9a
                  Last edited by Proteus_MST; September 5, 2018, 06:15.
                  Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                  Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

                  Comment


                  • Originally posted by Proteus_MST View Post
                    What do you call a state leader who not only calls the free press "enemy of the people", but would also like to make protests against his government illegal?

                    https://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...=.9f63a668ea9a
                    Same tired old game by the enemy of the people who plays stupid everyday and lies to the people.
                    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                    • Originally posted by Proteus_MST View Post

                      Even political scientists from conservative think tanks say, that the complaints of the Democrats (about the republicans just changing the rules of confirmation hearings at a whim,
                      with the clear intention of not getting all candidates through at all costs (instead of having him thoroughyl checked beforehand, as it was usus under all previous governments))
                      are justified and that the republicans won't actually be able to defend their tactics on legal grounds

                      https://www.vox.com/2018/9/4/1781902...-court-process

                      Or with other words ... the Repugs, with every day of the Trump administration, show why they are unfit for government ...
                      because, instead of trying to govern together with the other party in government, they spend considerable effort at keeping the other party out from all decisions and go over great length doing so.

                      Guess it is no big surprise, considering the fact that the GOP governments of the last half century also turned out to be the most criminal ones (compared to those of the DNC) ... the GOP seems to be adverse to playing fair and by the rules and instead just prefers to create their own rules that give them unfir advantages
                      This problem, quite naturally had grown to epic proportion with a GOP PotUS who doesn't even know the term "playing fair" or "playing by the rules" but instead always just seeks his own advantage, even if it means breaking the rules.
                      Now the last GOP politicians who actually knew about the importance of fairness and playing by the rules are getting ridiculed by the Trump adiminstration (see McCain) and it is tried to replace them, at all costs, with GOP representatives that are more alike Trump ... those who just ruthless seek their advantages, even against all rules
                      You used VOX to represent conservatives. Republicans absolutely should NOT work with socialists. They can govern just fine, even better when the don't compromise with radical extremists.

                      And the Democrats created the rules which now make it possible to nominate Kavanaugh without any radical leftist vote.
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                      • Originally posted by Kidicious View Post

                        You used VOX to represent conservatives. Republicans absolutely should NOT work with socialists. They can govern just fine, even better when the don't compromise with radical extremists.

                        And the Democrats created the rules which now make it possible to nominate Kavanaugh without any radical leftist vote.
                        Republicans can't govern for **** and the present is evidence is why they are so disgustingly incompetent.

                        You want radical extremists? Here is a mirror. Take a long and hard look at yourself. Republicans are extremists forcing their stupid back-ass-wards social views on everyone else.
                        For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                        • Originally posted by Kidicious View Post

                          Same tired old game by the enemy of the people who plays stupid everyday and lies to the people.
                          Coming from someone who supports Trump, a compulsive liar, you aren't one to talk!
                          For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                          • You have to admit that it's a spot on description of his Fuhrer.
                            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                            • Originally posted by TheOnion
                              John Kelly Relieved Trump So F*cking Stupid He'll Believe Woodward Made Up Disparaging Quotes

                              WASHINGTON—Expressing his gratitude that the president was a big enough dipsh!t to be this easily placated, White House Chief of Staff John Kelly was reportedly relieved Wednesday that Donald Trump was so f*cking stupid that he believed Bob Woodward had fabricated disparaging quotes from staffers in his upcoming book, Fear. “I was sweating bullets for a minute there when the president called me into his office for referring to him as ‘unhinged’ and ‘an idiot,’ but luckily when I told him Woodward invented the whole thing, that dumbass fell for it hook, line, and sinker,” said the retired Marine Corps general, explaining how easily he convinced Trump that the Pulitzer Prize-winning investigative journalist was lying by just saying “fake news” a couple times and assuring the president that he was an incredible leader. “I thought I might run into some trouble because this is the same excuse I used in April when NBC quoted me calling him an idiot, but nope, he lapped it all up again no problem. I guess I forgot for a second what a drooling, slack-jawed moron the president is. Honestly, even if I had owned up to it, old sh!t-for-brains probably would have forgotten what I said 15 minutes later.” Kelly added that now that this controversy had been laid to rest, he could focus on steadfastly serving the unconscionable dumbf*ck for the remainder of his term.
                              https://politics.theonion.com/john-k...lie-1828833274
                              Last edited by Broken_Erika; September 5, 2018, 15:29.
                              I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
                              Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
                              Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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