The perils of solar energy

[Dauphin]

A spokesperson for Strata told the meeting: "There are no negative impacts. A solar farm is a wonderful use for a property like this."

Solar panels.

Ms Mann said she had seen areas near solar panels where plants are brown and dead because they did not get enough sunlight.

Solar death panels.

[Aeson]

Jesus: "For I am the light ..."
Solar Panel: Absorbs light
Conclusion: Solar Panels try to imprison Jesus in the electric grid!

[giblets]

That's why Jesus cursed a fig tree.... trees suck up light, and Jesus is made of light. It was self defense.

[jsorense]

We have 16 panels, wish we had 4 more.

[jsorense]

Obviously, they had planned to put the solar farm where all the illegal pot was grown.

[Dry]

That's why Jesus cursed a fig tree.... trees suck up light, and Jesus is made of light. It was self defense.

God Hates Figs!

[Dry]

We had premonitory signs that sun+government was an evil combination and yet we did not believe.
Combine these two with water and all hell get loose: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8

[grumbler]

This story is one of my favorite canards of the last few years. the ****wit at the Independent didn't bother to mention that the town has approved three other solar farms in the same vicinity over the last few years (that would have ruined the "Stoopid Ameikkkans" clicks the Independent counts on from its gullible readers), nor does it say **** ALL about why the town council actually turned down this project after approving the others. No council members are actually quoted, just some paraphrases from some townspeople (which may or may not represent what they actually said).

And, of course, 'poly ate that **** up without ever stopping to think or check the source. Of course, no one ever lost money overestimating the gullibility of the average Apolyton poster.

[Dinner]

Ahh, so it could be special interests blocking competition?

[giblets]

FACT: no one has ever lost money underestimating the gullibility of Apolyton posters.

[Aeson]

... overestimating the profitability of Apolyton posters however ...

[Kidlicious]

A spokesperson for Strata told the meeting: "There are no negative impacts. A solar farm is a wonderful use for a property like this."

Solar panels.

Ms Mann said she had seen areas near solar panels where plants are brown and dead because they did not get enough sunlight.

Solar death panels.

Death panels are real so maybe you don't have much cause to talk about others being stupid.

[giblets]

Death panels are real

[Dinner]

[Kidlicious]

The government is telling us to kill grandma. That's a fact.