Tweet
-
17Yes, I would obey God11.76%2No, I would eat a banana and then go see a therapist.88.24%15The poll is expired.
-
Abraham was a terrible father.
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
){ :|:& };: -
It's very unlikely that anyone can accurately answer this question for themselves. That said, if I believed God was telling me to do so, I would (because I believe a hypothetically omnipotent god would be able to define morality). However, I have trouble imagining a scenario in which I could come to believe that a voice in my head/hallucination was actually coming from a legitimate, omnipotent, morality-defining god.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
-
There's an intelligent discussion to be had about this. Unfortunately gribbler is a moron.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
-
That's a difficult question. Presumably something nasty would happen to me if I disobeyed, e.g. I'd be tortured for all eternity. Would I do something that is unquestionably evil in order to appease an evil god who could have me tortured for all eternity? Maybe. On the one hand, I don't want to be tortured for all eternity; but on the other hand, if I'm dealing with an evil god then odds are I'm going to be tortured for all eternity anyway, so I'd prefer to be tortured with a relatively clear conscience.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
-
<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
-
No. Any god who wants me to kill my family isn't a god I'm willing to obey.Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. SureComment
-
I'd start a final fantasy esque war against the heavens. I'll pull together a team of poorly dressed teenagers, we'll develop magical powers, and fight a global conspiracy that involves corporations and some vague analogue of the Catholic Church, bandits and random wildlife along the way while learning about the power of friendship and teamwork and discovering the real people deep within ourselves.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
){ :|:& };:Comment
-
Calling people morons doesn't sound very Christian.Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
Originally posted by Matthew 5:22Comment
-
Sorry, there's a foolproof defense to being called out on acting un-BiblicallyOriginally posted by The Bible (or The Merchant of Venice or some other book I haven't read)<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
-
So would this mean God (our Father) was suicidal?Comment
-
The good Lord did command me to spam this thrade.
I therefore, in obedience to my lord, spam this thrade with this poast.
His will shall be done on OT as it is in heaven.Comment
-
as I don't worshiP YHWH, I would tell him to kiss my Lilly-white ass.
You see, I worshiP the LORD OF THE FLIES... and I would tell him to kiss my Lilly-white ass. Then we would have a feast and fornicKate with attracKtive women for a while.Order of the Fly
Those that cannot curse, cannot heal.Comment
-
It's ok if the person is really bad.Originally posted by gribbler View PostCalling people morons doesn't sound very Christian.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
-
Judge not, that ye be not judged.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
Comment