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    *sploosh
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

  • #2
    Brb, ejaculating to death
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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    • #3
      Nice ... looks like someone brought a souvenir from Endor
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      • #4
        I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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        • #5
          Yeah, splurt. The downed Star Destroyer is awesome. Saw a comment on io9 about how unrealistic it was. **** you unrealistic. Awesome. ****ing awesome is what it was.
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          • #6
            Still sad about the erasure of Mara Jade from canon.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
              Yeah, splurt. The downed Star Destroyer is awesome. Saw a comment on io9 about how unrealistic it was. **** you unrealistic. Awesome. ****ing awesome is what it was.
              When I realized what it was I squealed like a ****ing girl. That was awesome.
              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                Yeah, splurt. The downed Star Destroyer is awesome. Saw a comment on io9 about how unrealistic it was. **** you unrealistic. Awesome. ****ing awesome is what it was.
                Indeed. This is Star Wars; we care not for your "realism"
                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                • #9
                  Oh awesome... the io9 breakdown...

                  The latest trailer for The Force Awakens is here! While we're still trying to calm ourselves down, there's plenty of discussion to be had about all the goodies we can find in all this new footage. Join us once again as we go on a spoiler-and-speculation-laden dive into the latest scenes from a Galaxy far, far away.


                  I'll be reading this for the rest of the day...
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #10
                    If you're looking for realism about spacemen with laser swords and magic powers, you're ****ing stupid.
                    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                      If you're looking for realism about spacemen with laser swords and magic powers, you're ****ing stupid.
                      Especially ... realism in a movie franchise that is well known for having made extensive use of "jetfighters in space"
                      Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                      Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                      • #12
                        This is to clean up all your messes:
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                        • #13
                          Wait, what IS Yoda doing to Luke in the picture printed on that box of Poofs?

                          Why isn't there a bigger crater where the Star Destroyer crashed?
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Dr Strangelove View Post
                            Why isn't there a bigger crater where the Star Destroyer crashed?
                            We can obviously conclude this planet has frequent sandstorms.
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                            • #15
                              not only that, but given the fact that the star destroyer is relatively intact, it is likely that it was a relatively controlled descent from orbit. were that not the case, the debris field would have been huge.
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