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  • Hmm, if I walk up to a cop and ask him to shoot me and he does, is it suicide or murder?
    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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    • Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
      Jesus did not commit suicide. He was executed. It's completely different.
      He knew before hand what would happen, and died to martyr himself. What's the difference?

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      • Originally posted by kentonio View Post
        He knew before hand what would happen, and died to martyr himself. What's the difference?
        Negative. He is not a martyr. He is a sacrifice.
        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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        • Originally posted by rah View Post
          Hmm, if I walk up to a cop and ask him to shoot me and he does, is it suicide or murder?
          Murder.
          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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          • Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
            Negative. He is not a martyr. He is a sacrifice.
            you say tomato.
            I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
            [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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            • Originally posted by rah View Post
              Hmm, if I walk up to a cop and ask him to shoot me and he does, is it suicide or murder?
              How about you steal a car, get in a chase with the police, phone your Mom and say "goodbye I love you", crash into some other cars, get out and reach behind your back at your belt as the the Police have their guns on you, and then they shoot you?
              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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              • I saw that one too. Obviously he was executed.
                "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                • Originally posted by self biased View Post
                  you say tomato.
                  "died to martyr himself. "

                  That's technically a half-truth at best. He died as a sacrifice for the sins of humanity.
                  I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                  - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                  • No True Messiah.

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                    • Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                      How about you steal a car, get in a chase with the police, phone your Mom and say "goodbye I love you", crash into some other cars, get out and reach behind your back at your belt as the the Police have their guns on you, and then they shoot you?
                      All depends if they're able to plant a gun at the scene.

                      In my opinion they should have to see the gun before they can fire. I know this puts the officers at more risk, but I think its a fair standard.
                      If you do pull a gun, fair game.
                      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • It's almost like the availability and prevalence of guns is a problem or something
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • Most people who have guns are smart and socially responsible, so they cooperate with police.
                          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                          • Most people, let alone gun owners, are not smart or responsible. They cooperate with police because they aren't crazy.
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • Originally posted by self biased View Post
                              you say tomato.
                              And I say to martyr...
                              "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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                              • Originally posted by I AM MOBIUS View Post
                                And I say to martyr...

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