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“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post1. At the airport: "You don't need to show your ID because you're under 16"
2. Getting a haircut: "Now, you're still in high school right?"
3. Buying something at best buy: "We have a special offer right n--wait you're probably not old enough to qualify for our credit card"*
4. At the ice skating rink: Cashier assumes I am under 18 and gives me the discount automatically
I'm 22 for the love of god. I graduate from college in May. What do I do?
*I don't want their stupid credit card anyway but that isn't the point here
JMJon Miller-
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GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
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Honestly, growing a beard (and keeping it semi-clean) was one of the best things I ever did looks wise.
When I look at pictures of my clean shaven self (early 20s), I look so childlike.
JM
(probably the best thing I could do for the future is to keep it always clean)Jon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
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Well, if you want to look older, just do regular tanning sessions at the local solarium.
I had a schoolmate who did so ...
with 25 she looked older than many 40 years old I knewTamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"
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studies have shown that smoking will actually make you look cooler, too.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]
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Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostLol pchang I've worn glasses since I was in 3rd grade, and ever since I've been regularly accused of looking like Harry Potter.Graffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.
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Originally posted by self biased View Poststudies have shown that smoking will actually make you look cooler, too.
Originally posted by onodera View PostYou know you can pick a different style, don't you? Aviator frames don't look HPish. They look very Jewish with clear lenses, though.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostIt amuses me that so many of the suggestions basically amount to actually aging (via smoking, or tanning, or what have you).Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"
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