new OKC thread (yet another Savalog)

[Colonâ„¢]

There's a new writer in my writing group, and I kind of want to bang her. Would that be weird? It would essentially be repeating my last romance...

You won't end up writing some pitiful love letter in a last ditch effort if you invite her for a coffee ASAP. And I do mean AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. Don't give yourself the chance to start obsessing.

[I AM MOBIUS]

Also, it would be a handy way of showing your ex that you're over her.

[Sava]

Also, you could make her insanely jealous to the point where you may achieve a 3 way.

[N35t0r]

Also, it would be a handy way of showing your ex that you're over her.

I think the relevant part would be getting over the ex (which I think he has achieved, from the whole stalking ( ) the TA stint), not 'showing'it to her.

[Sava]

^^this

[Lorizael]

I think the relevant part would be getting over the ex (which I think he has achieved, from the whole stalking ( ) the TA stint), not 'showing'it to her.

I'm capable of a great deal of compartmentalization. I was at my writing group last night. Most of my time (not writing) was spent talking to/flirting with the new girl and generally having a pleasant time. Occasionally, I'd overhear ex talking to another writer about something and my brain would leap into overdrive trying to figure out what she was saying, especially as it pertains to her, her boyfriend, her future, etc. Then I'd go back to chatting with the new girl.

[rah]

Go for it. Quantity always increases the chances of success.

[dannubis]

Quantity always increases the chances of success.

What do you mean ?

[Thoth]

What do you mean ?

He means "put a potato down your pants before talking to her"

[Sava]

I hear russet potatoes are good for that.

[rah]

Sad, just sad.

BANANAS

[Sava]

bananas are much too squishy

a, uhm, friend of mine had an incident involving such a situation

[Lorizael]

Well, I've been assuming my ex would tell the new girl how big my dick is, so I don't think I need any sort of produce-stuffing trick. That's what women do, right? Talk about dicks?

[Sava]

Well, I've been assuming my ex would tell the new girl how big my dick is, so I don't think I need any sort of produce-stuffing trick. That's what women do, right? Talk about dicks?

Unless it is exceptional in some way, I doubt that will happen. Remember, women only need a finger. You might be better off demonstrating your prowess with a laptop's pointing stick (the red little mouse control dot thingy).

[Lorizael]

Oh, it's exceptional. I'm slightly above average.