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  • #166
    You probably shouldn't say "you like that?" to your ladies
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #167
      Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
      My best friend sent me nude pictures of herself while I was dating other women, claimed to be in love with me in a platonic sense, told me we were something more than just friends and that she was jealous of what I had with the women I was dating, and repeatedly declined to pursue a romantic relationship with me when given the opportunity.
      :hmm: Sounds more like an "unbalanced" best friend in that case...
      I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...

      Civ and WoW are my crack... just one... more... turn...

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      • #168
        Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
        You're missing my point. Do you literally ask every woman you see if they'd like to get coffee? If not, why not?
        You can ask only those you want to bang.
        DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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        • #169
          Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
          But what's with the denial that he wouldn't benefit from making himself more appealing to a broader base of women?
          I'm awesome, you ****-sucking jarhead. I've got 8 years of relationship experience with fantastic women who were more or less hopelessly in love with me. Stop pretending you know anything about me, you ignorant cumbucket.

          Originally posted by FlameFlash View Post
          :hmm: Sounds more like an "unbalanced" best friend in that case...
          Well, yeah. That's why we stopped being friends a long time ago.

          Originally posted by Colon™ View Post
          You can ask only those you want to bang.
          That's the crux of the matter. How does one determine bangability?
          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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          • #170
            Check her ass when she's looking the other way.
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            • #171
              Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
              I'm awesome, you ****-sucking jarhead. I've got 8 years of relationship experience with fantastic women who were more or less hopelessly in love with me. Stop pretending you know anything about me, you ignorant cumbucket.
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #172
                Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
                You probably shouldn't say "you like that?" to your ladies
                I do say that... and with a straight face.

                facetiously, however
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #173
                  Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                  I'm awesome, you ****-sucking jarhead. I've got 8 years of relationship experience with fantastic women who were more or less hopelessly in love with me. Stop pretending you know anything about me, you ignorant cumbucket.
                  rekt

                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #174
                    The personality results of a woman I am messaging.



                    very compatible with mine

                    I asked her out just now. FINGERS CROSSED
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #175


                      Saturday
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #176
                        Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
                        You probably shouldn't say "you like that?" to your ladies
                        i've never had that question answered in the negative. ever. closest i ever got was an extremely muffled "please don't stop."
                        I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                        [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                        • #177
                          Go get 'em, tiger.
                          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • #178
                            Originally posted by self biased View Post
                            i've never had that question answered in the negative. ever. closest i ever got was an extremely muffled "please don't stop."
                            same

                            always positive responses

                            know what you are doing and you can say whatever you want
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #179
                              Originally posted by Sava View Post


                              Saturday
                              jokes aren't funny if you explain them, sava. in the future use this one:
                              I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                              [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                              • #180
                                The explanation is part of the joke.
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