new OKC thread (yet another Savalog)

[regexcellent]

Even I manage to snag women every few years. And they stay with me, for years, until I breakup with them! Even if I lie to them, and pine after other women, and in general be a depressed little **** the whole time. (EBF was never a problem with ex, but for the 4 years I dated her, I repeatedly told her that I was never happy.)

You know what Lori, hate to say it but I'd rather be ~forever alone~ than dealing with your crazy ex-girlfriend issues quite honestly. Fortunately I don't have to choose between the two tho

e: wait, oh, you never actually dated EBF did you? Either way.

[Sava]

I fully understand that it is garbage. But I love the movie "Pain and Gain".

I saw pretty woman. All Julia Roberts had to do was show Richard Gere her pizda and she got a shopping trip to Beverly Hills... and I have a much better pizda than her

To hear "pizda" in a hollywood movie is just awesome

Sorina (Bar Paly):





also, instead of explosions, this movie has excessive amount of extremely-attractive-woman-getting-out-of-pool-in-slow-motion

[MRT144]

But will they still if you eat fruit, but don't work out (much), and are a highly paid professional with a well-funded 401(k) plan??????

Depends on whether its canned fruit or not.

[regexcellent]

Depends on whether its canned fruit or not.

Fuck

[Sava]

This should be an inspirational message for every self loathing teenage boy everywhere: "You can kinda be a bum but if you eat fruit and work out, someone will fancy you for a one off."

fucken A

[regexcellent]

I eat all four major food groups: canned, frozen, ready mix, and takeout

[Sava]

But will they still if you eat fruit, but don't work out (much), and are a highly paid professional with a well-funded 401(k) plan??????

not a lot of teenagers can relate to this

[Sava]

I eat all four major food groups: canned, frozen, ready mix, and takeout

most of the fruit I eat is frozen

i think bananas are the only fresh fruit i eat

[MRT144]

I eat all four major food groups: canned, frozen, ready mix, and takeout

HA!

I do not envy you single guys at all. Even though I am a slut I wouldnt want to ever date again. I've become hardened in the things I will and won't put up with in other people, personality speaking.

[Sava]

HA!

I do not envy you single guys at all. Even though I am a slut I wouldnt want to ever date again. I've become hardened in the things I will and won't put up with in other people, personality speaking.

So... my last GF had a bird. A sun conure... or something. He was a beautiful creature. He had a fun personality. However... he lived in a giant cage in the middle of the main living area. She had a pretty big place too. He could even have had his own room. But anyways, he hung out there... and screeched all the damn time. He was very loud. It was a soul piercing screech.

I put up with it.

So what happens? GF goes into this whole attack on me about how I'm a horrible person because while on the phone with her, I didn't get up and walk out of a room fast enough when things got loud and she had problems hearing me. In this whole spiel of hers, she went on and on about how I'm too passive and not an "alpha male" (LOL).

I couldn't allow someone to say such things to me and remain in my life. She had to go.

So yeah... annoying ass bird? Fine.

Having to be patient with me on the phone (we're talking about 30 seconds or so)? OMFG AWFUL HORRIBLE

being single is tough

[regexcellent]

Birds are pretty much the worst pets. They are messy, noisy, they demand a lot of space, they live basically forever unless they kill themselves flying into your bathroom mirror...at least she didn't have a horse though. I swear to god I don't think it's possible for horse chicks to be straight in the head.

[Sava]

Yes. Birds are terrible.

She was also a heavy smoker and chugged Pepsi like there was an impending disruption in the global supply of Pepsi.

Horses, I don't mind... assuming they don't live in the house.

I would never ride one. I could not trust my safety to an animal or spend any significant amount of time around one that large without being behind some sort of solid barrier. Seasoned riders can be thrown and killed. That's a big fat pile of NOPE

I love animals. I'm a cat man, myself. But if my cats were that large?

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

hell, even if they were the size of a medium sized dog, i'd be concerned

[pchang]

Only older women appreciate well funded 401Ks. Younger women want the wealth to be immediately spendable.

[Lorizael]

You know what Lori, hate to say it but I'd rather be ~forever alone~ than dealing with your crazy ex-girlfriend issues quite honestly. Fortunately I don't have to choose between the two tho

e: wait, oh, you never actually dated EBF did you? Either way.

No, never dated EBF. And I'm very glad I've had three very fulfilling romantic relationships rather than have been completely alone for the last 13 years.

[Sava]

crazy ex issues are par for the course