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  • #421
    Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
    I apologized later on Facebook. She said she was waiting for me to pull out and I did nothing wrong. Also, I don't drink coffee.
    Then drink tea. Or fizzy water. Doesn't matter.
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    • #422
      I only drink Mountain Dew. "Hey babe, wanna go out and have a Mountain Dew with me? "
      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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      • #423
        Most coffee shops also sell other beverages.
        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
        RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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        • #424
          Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
          I apologized later on Facebook. She said she was waiting for me to pull out and I did nothing wrong. Also, I don't drink coffee.
          You need to give her a better demonstration of pulling out
          Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi Wan's apprentice.

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          • #425
            Originally posted by rah View Post
            Most coffee shops also sell other beverages.
            I used to work in a coffee shop. Don't tell me what they do and don't sell.
            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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            • #426
              Originally posted by Garth Vader View Post
              You need to give her a better demonstration of pulling out
              I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
              [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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              • #427
                Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                I only drink Mountain Dew. "Hey babe, wanna go out and have a Mountain Dew with me? "
                Well, the resulting low sperm count from Mt Dew consumption might make her more apt to have sex with you.
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #428
                  [Insert "do the Dew!" joke here]
                  Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                  RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                  • #429
                    Still not sure how to make my move. No alone time during writing sessions. And asking someone out over Facebook just seems lame and awkward.
                    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • #430
                      Do not ask her out over Facebook, other social media, or email.

                      Text, phone call, or in person. If (as a general rule) you see her regularly, in person.
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #431
                        Just before rear-ending into her? Or after, while exchanging insurance data?
                        Indifference is Bliss

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                        • #432
                          Originally posted by Sava View Post
                          Do not ask her out over Facebook, other social media, or email.

                          Text, phone call, or in person. If (as a general rule) you see her regularly, in person.
                          I'm that case, I need to find a way to engineer alone time. I have no idea how to do that.
                          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • #433
                            "Hey, want to go to lunch?"
                            (substitute time appropriate meal... or the ever popular "coffee" which means "going to a place that sells coffee and other things in case you don't want to actually drink coffee"

                            edgy, but it works
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #434
                              Originally posted by rah View Post
                              Most coffee shops also sell other beverages.
                              In the netherlands, coffee and other beverages are the least interesting things for the customers of coffee shops
                              Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                              Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                              • #435
                                Originally posted by Proteus_MST View Post
                                In the netherlands, coffee and other beverages are the least interesting things for the customers of coffee shops
                                To us, it is the BEAST.

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