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Father and Mother in Law were cool at first, but definitely have warmed up over the years.
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“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
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High school girlfriend: Mother appeared to like me, but she was deeply insane and always smiled like she was preparing to strike (she was also a terrible, abusive mother to my girlfriend, but that's not really relevant here). Barely ever interacted with step-father; he may not have known I was dating his step-daughter (but a lot of people didn't know I was dating my high school girlfriend, because she was kind of crazy, too).
Birthday present girlfriend: Parents were fundamentalist Christians who held onto their daughter very, very tightly (yet still let several teenagers they'd never met abduct their daughter in the middle of the night and take her across state lines so that she could be my birthday present/girlfriend). Mother was alright with me. Father hated me and literally cleaned his guns in the bathroom whenever I came over. (His hatred was mostly a result of my girlfriend convincing me that it would be okay to sleep in the same bed as her the first time I stayed over.) He even once forbade my girlfriend from seeing me, leading to familial stress that still exists today, 10 years later.
Ex: Mother was alright with me. Father was okay with me at first, but for bizarre and not entirely logical reasons I was persuaded (by the ex and him) to discuss politics with him. Over the course of a couple of years, this eventually led to him coming to believe that I am everything that's wrong with America today (and also terrible for his daughter).Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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I want on-board with this "impress people" ship ... so I'm introducing invisibleboss.com
Targeted at those who are unemployed, yet don't want to be stuck with just invisiblegirlfriend.com ... also works great for those who have an out-of-town mistress, and need to be sent on a "business trip" occasionally!Comment
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Remind me to run the other way if you ever become an evil dictator... Brilliant, but scary.Originally posted by Aeson View PostI'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...
Civ and WoW are my crack... just one... more... turn...Comment
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Genius!Originally posted by Aeson View Post“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of ManComment
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Awesome thread.
- Invisible girl friend
- an app to send random messages to show affection, presumably to non-existent invisible girlfriend
- invisible boss with the bonus the boss doesn't actually exist
- non-existent job. Yay, no need to get up in the morning
All I need after all this is an app to randomly spam Poly OT with inane comments.
Last edited by Egbert; January 25, 2015, 02:59.Comment
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Could you also make a app to spam the Poly OT please.Originally posted by Aeson View Post
That would save me time and effort.
Thanks in advance.
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Originally posted by Braindead View PostCould you also make a app to spam the Poly OT please.
That would save me time and effort.
Thanks in advance.
This market is already saturated though. Here is what the Indian love helpers and Russian CC DUMPZers use: http://botmasterlabs.net/Comment
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To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Indian love helpers?“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of ManComment
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dots or feathers?To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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I'm guessing dots.“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of ManComment
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I always ask tech support or casinosComment
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that's awesome
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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could also go with alcoholic or small business ownerTo us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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