i'm more interested in this than actual human interaction

[Sava]

I sometimes refer to my mother as "what's her name"

[rah]

When I dated a Jewish girl I once (and only once) when to a brunch with her extended family.
I was introduced as that ******* goy.
I hid in the bathroom and talked to the attendant most of that meal.

[Sava]

awww haha

wow, what were you doing to earn yourself such a reputation? twice, seemingly hehe

[rah]

Hey, it's the nature of being that guy that's stealing Daddy's little girl.
Unless you're Brad Pitt, you're just not good enough.

The easiest girl (literally) I dated was one where her father had run off so I never had to deal with him.
Most girl's moms are easy to deal with just because they're happy their daughter proved to be desirable enough to snag someone.
(and you just have to act like a gentleman in front of her)

[Imran Siddiqui]

Jeez rah!

The dad's of the women I dated were fairly ok with me (of course, being eagled eyed in case of anything wrong, but liked me well enough), aside from one. He was like the crazy rah-like father of the datee. Though everyone else thought he was mega creepy, so maybe he was just had a crap personality in general.

[rah]

My wife's dad was OK to me once we were married, but he was difficult to be around since he was such a bigot.
That first one wasn't my fault. I swear I wasn't a girl-beating drug using drunk. (I never hit a women)
And the other one was simply because I wasn't Jewish.

Besides if they were great to me, there wouldn't be any good stories.

[Sava]

i think any gf i have is going to need a cool dad

because i'm the type of guy who can't resist saying something like: "technically, your daughter has been deeper in your wife's pussy than you have" during an awkward moment

[Imran Siddiqui]

I usually don't date for the dad stories, but ok .

[Imran Siddiqui]

i think any gf i have is going to need a cool dad

because i'm the type of guy who can't resist saying something like: "technically, your daughter has been deeper in your wife's pussy than you have" during an awkward moment

Sooooo.... gf raised by a single mother then?

[Sava]

either that or she'd have to be an orphan or something

[Imran Siddiqui]

I'm surprised you haven't been combing the orphanages with extra gruel.

[Sava]

who says i haven't?

[rah]

Somehow I think when you're actually in that situation, that you will utter no such thing.
Unless the guy is really cool and really likes you and appreciates your sense of humor.

[Sava]

it is probably moot anyways

i cant seem to find much interest or motivation with dating right now

everyone just seems so blaaeeehhhhhhboring

and the ones who will sleep with me without much effort on my part aren't really attractive enough to make the relatively low amount of effort even worth it

[FlameFlash]

Odd service.

And my mother-in-law still barely acknowledges my existence. Even though I'm her only son-in-law (rest of wife's sisters aren't married though one is engaged.)