i'm more interested in this than actual human interaction

[Sava]

https://invisiblegirlfriend.com/?_ga=1.160598974.2003222170.1421335136

hahaha

[rah]

Actually I'm more surprised that this type of service isn't already available. (of course it may be, but they're just a bit more discrete about it)

Pretty humorous though.

[Sava]

I know someone wrote an app or something that randomly texts your girlfriend and makes it seem like you are being affectionate and attentive

but yeah, i'm also surprised something like this isn't more available already

[pchang]

Did you buy one of those Real Dolls or not? This service plus the Real Doll are all you need.

[Lorizael]

Does the texting feature have a "needy *****" option so you can complain about your ball & chain?

"Lori, we need to talk."
"I'd appreciate an answer, please."
"You're probably too hung over to respond, aren't you? I know you were out with CONTACT_1 last night."
"Fine, you know what, don't bother responding."
"I'm going out with CONTACT_2 tonight. I don't know when I'll be home. Don't wait up."

[Elok]

You guys make me so very happy that I never really dated.

[pchang]

They are only illustrating dating FAILs. I never had to deal with any of their examples. How do you know you would have?

[rah]

As with anything else, the highs are better if you've had a few lows.

[Dr Strangelove]

Someone should totally sign up every major league sports player for that service. It would keep every major tabloid in news until the sun turns red.

[Sava]

As with anything else, the highs are better if you've had a few lows.

This.

also, dating horror stories are fun

[rah]

My favorite was from my younger days.
A girl (that I wasn't dating but thought was cute) that was working on a project at work with me late in the evening had just missed her train. The next one was a couple of hours off so I figured I could score some points with her and offered to drive her home. Upon dropping her off I even did the 'EDDIE HASKELL" routine on her mother just in case.

Well a few months later I actually started dating her and I was invited to her home for dinner. I figured my white knight routine would give me the inside edge making a good impression.
BUT, when we drove to her house from work she was kind of nervous and I asked her why.

She said, 'remember when you drove me home a few months ago' , 'well my mother thought you were so great for going out of your way to make sure I got home safely that she started bugging me about why I wasn't dating such a fine young man.' 'Well after awhile, I got tired of her nagging me so I told her that you lived with a women, hit her a few times, drank and did drugs' which stopped her from nagging me about you.

And then I found myself sitting at her dinner table with her mother looking like she want's to poison my food and her father sharpening his knife and trying to figure how many different places he could stab me. So much for being a nice guy.

[Sava]

[rah]

While that was the low, I did end up dating her for a few months and there were many Highs.
I just made sure I never went back to her parents for dinner.

[Sava]

I have never met a SO's parents. Oh wait... no... I did once... the morning after haha

[rah]

I lived with my wife for a few years until we got married.
Her father was a Chicago Fire Commissioner. He was your typical Irish bigot hardass and he scared the piss out of me.

We were living in 'SIN' and he called me "what's his name" until I finally proposed. I don't think he ever really liked me.