How Much Parmesan Cheese Do you Keep in the House?

[Dinner]

Mobius, you are delusional, the PEW Poll showed exactly what I said it said but you refused to read it and now continue to lie and run your mouth.

[Dinner]

Lactose intolerance and a propensity for high cholesterol make cheese a bad idea.

Many aged s don't have much lactose in them though you have a point about cholesterol.

[Alexander's Horse]

grazing on those nut mixes to make up for high cheese consumption may help

[I AM MOBIUS]

I already did in the other thread. You refused to read the PEW study.

I read it and I posted the relevant bits on that particular thread - NOTHING in that report supported whatever crap you made up out of thin air and now you seem to be claiming that...

...the statistics I've directly quoted in that PEW study are, ummm, wrong!?

I've even challenged you on poly to prove me wrong - and yet you refuse because you know that it is you that's in the wrong!

People keep saying how wrong you always are - until directly arguing with you, I never truly grasped exactly how wrong, two-faced and basically Ben-like you are...

[Sava]

grazing on those nut mixes to make up for high cheese consumption may help

word is, oerdin likes grazing on nuts

[I AM MOBIUS]

Wow. Just wow. Your reading abilities truly are terrible. First you can't read the PEW Survey and yet you keep pretending it doesn't exist

WTF!? Your bare-faced lies are actually worse than Ben's!!! At no point have I ever pretended the PEW survey you linked to doesn't exist - in fact quite the opposite - I have used it to skewer your preposterous claim that it in some way supports your racist notion that 30-35% of muslims support terrorism. I have invited you to prove me wrong and yet you refuse.

As for claiming I didn't read the survey - I bet you wish I hadn't

and now you pretend I said the exact opposite of what I did say about cheese. Your dishonesty is sad.

These are your words, are they not:

I usually have a huge Costco sized container of the pre-graded stuff which I give to other people and then a small slice of the real deal which I either use for myself or girls I am trying to ****.

So, allowing for the fact that you claim I can't read - says the guy who can't ****ing spell - I am assuming you mean 'pre-grated'. I mean, WTF is 'pre-graded' parmesan when it's at home!?

If so, how is any of this the exact opposite, or sad dishonesty:

I read very well thank you :

1: I read that you bought pre-grated.
2: That you compound that egregious error by being a miserly c*nt to your guests and visitors
3: That one of your seduction tactics is to ply a woman with cheese! Maybe you'd be more successful with the former if you didn't stuff your face with the latter!

Also whilst I am well aware of the fundamentals of reading, you still haven't grasped the fun'DIM'entals of spelling, eh OerDIM...?

So, to recap:

1: You buy pre-grated cheese
2: You ARE a miserly c*nt to your guests and visitors because you save the best stuff for yourself and women you want to ****, not to mention admitting you buy the grated stuff in huge containers from Costco!
3: If you are trying to **** a woman and you're plying her with ungrated parmesan, instead of grated stuff, surely that is part of your seduction tactics?
3A: Sorry about joking about your weight problem. That was mean of me.

You're ****ing deluded, Oerdin, you're probably high from too much parmesan...

[Sava]

you're probably high from too much parmesan...

oooooh if only

[N35t0r]

Try a 50/50 mix of grated parmesan and dried banana filaments.

[Imran Siddiqui]

snobs

not having to shred my own cheese