4,000 must die so 300 can defend themselves

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I'm watching Amazing Stories on Netflix. In the first scene, there's this grandfather with his grandkid. The grandfather is the old "creepy" neighbor in Home Alone who turns out to be a really nice hero guy

He's putting his ear on a rusty old rail. OH GOD HE'S TURNING RED WTF

whoa nothing happened

that was intense

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HOLY ****, his pants are hiked up a little over halfway between his nips and his belly button

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wow 80's bedroom

my childhood

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hahahah this kid is derptastic

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old bearded men creep me out
(no offense to beardos older than me)

(and for calling you a beardo)



beardo

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OMFG sailboat wallpaper

kill me now

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this must be mid-late 80's... cubs hat on the kid

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now the old man is spraypainting all over the outside

oh they are putting him in a home

GRAMPA IS OLD AND DEFIANT AND NOT GOING WITHOUT A FIGHT

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He's got a magic ticket for junior!

HOLY **** the parents just eyeballed the kid like grampa was king and named him his heir

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OMFG the kid is evil or something wtf

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oh no he was just spazzing out cuz grampa's going away

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the music made it tottally seem like he was ****en damien exorcist or whatever

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i don't know whose father he is, but the mom and the dad are dicks

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oh no grampa is having a flashback or something

oh the kid

god i wanna punch this ****in kid