Star Wars Episode VII thread

[DaShi]

I'm sorry but JJ Abrams created Fringe. That redeems for any crap he produces no matter how beloved the franchise.

[Nikolai]

BU, ease up. Your tightassedness gets tiring. Especially when I should have been to bed a long time ago.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

I beg your pardon, boy.

[Elok]

I beg your pardon, boy.

I regret to inform you that, after reading that, whenever I read your posts in the future I will imagine them spoken by Foghorn Leghorn.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

I do turn into a Kentucky Colonel when I get in a huff sometimes. No joke. -And I've never been to Kentucky.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

AH BEG, AH SAY BEG, YORE PAHDON, BOY! DO YEW HEAH ME, BOY? ANYTHING GOIN' ON IN THET POINTY SWEDISH HAID, OR ARE YEW UP TOO LATE?

[aside to viewer] Nice boy, but he gets cranky when he misses his bedtime.

Fixed.

[ricketyclik]

I loved the way the cast in the Star Trek reboot nailed the mannerisms of the original cast.

Indiana Jones IV was cool

In other words, **** you all

[Sava]

Well that's the point of ever re-boot, really.

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for $$$

Objection. Asked and Answered.



also, objection, you didn't ask a question

[Thoth]

As much as I expect the new SW to suck donkey balls, the dialogue can't possibly be any worse than the dreck Lucas wrote.

[molly bloom]

Both new Star Treks were decent as action type movies, which implies that you not think about them too much. But were not Star Trek movies.

Agreed. They were standard popcorn summer braindeath movies made with Star Trek flavouring.

One of the low points was young Kirk coming across Spock in an ice cave huddled over a fire. Having seen the glacial landscape Kirk travelled through, I wonderted what Spock was using for combustible materials- a tree or two he happened to find in his pocket ?

And then he says there's a starbase nearby.

SO WHY ON EARTH IS HE IN A CAVE HEATING HIS UNDERPANTS ON SOME MAGICALLY AVAILABLE KINDLING THEN ????!!!!?????

The new Treks are just sci-fi action flicks with the trappings of Trek.

Essentially the first one was rather like a cartoon for adolescents.

Re: Star Wars. Can't stand it, not even the original three. So don't care.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Objection. Asked and Answered.



also, objection, you didn't ask a question

You could just say, "You are right"

[self biased]

One of the low points was young Kirk coming across Spock in an ice cave huddled over a fire. Having seen the glacial landscape Kirk travelled through, I wonderted what Spock was using for combustible materials- a tree or two he happened to find in his pocket.

it wouldn't be star trek without some kind of lame time travel plot device

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Disagree.

[Sava]

You could just say, "You are right"

Objection. Badgering the witness.

[Sava]

Can't stand it, not even the original three.

You are horrible.