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[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Buster's Uncle is the creepiest polytubby.

It rubs the ointment on the buttocks, or it gets the hose!
Disclaimer: no playing along with the joke on my part is intended to infringe on AAHZ' undisputed championship as creepiest 'tubby. Your beef's with Da Butt, yo.

[Hauldren Collider]

He might be named after it, but you'd keep her in a pit and order her to apply that same ointment to her skin.

I was really surprised to find out that the actor who played that guy also played the captain on Monk.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

OMG! I'm looking at Silence dude and Stottlemeyer in my head, and it IS the same guy. I always dismissed thinking the captain looked familiar because of the vague resemblance to Stacy Keach.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Slow in here tonight. Hey knuckleheads, check this:



Remember who yer buddy is.

[Dinner]

What's up with the crappy third world aluminum door behind her? Come to think of it is that a patio or something because it looks like she has an outside window in her dinning room between another room inside the house.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Does she help keep your rape dungeon stocked with supplies?

Are you kidding? If she knew about the Fun Palace, she'd be all buzzkill and narc me out.

No, her fantasy is about capturing the tiny priestesses of Mothra and putting them to work sewing Barbie clothes with their tiny, tiny fingers.

Have I never mentioned how Valeria caught my attention in the first place? Buster's Aunt is a Barbie modder - I'm used to having freaky small blondes on every shelf in the house, smiling at me with their dead eyes.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

What's up with the crappy third world aluminum door behind her? Come to think of it is that a patio or something because it looks like she has an outside window in her dinning room between another room inside the house.

I've never been to her house. I imagine she'd freak me out pretty bad, too, in person.

Her husband is supposed to be very rich, so I figure we're talking a pretty big house, taste levels notwithstanding...

[molly bloom]

Buster's Uncle is the creepiest polytubby.

Still Sister Bendy. He officially has access to the youth of Texas.

It rubs the ointment on the buttocks, or it gets the hose!

Aaah, happy days.

[Sava]

Fun Palace

Have I never mentioned how Valeria caught my attention in the first place? Buster's Aunt is a Barbie modder - I'm used to having freaky small blondes on every shelf in the house, smiling at me with their dead eyes.

Identifying the problem is the first step.

[molly bloom]

Identifying the problem is the first step.

We have identified Sister Bendy. Now what do we do ?

[Sava]

rent a woodchipper?

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

A big bonfire?

[Sava]

I'd rather not breath bits of him in. But I'm not opposed to fire.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

[Sava]

sadly this will be lost on such people