Girlfriend is not a fan of no shampoo/no deodorant

[Aeson]

In related news, I will have indoor plumbing sometime next month. This is including a toilet that flushes and a shower that isn't "dump a bucket over your head".

[Ming]

This thread explains why Alby has had women problems in the past.

IF YOUR GIRL FRIEND IS ASKING YOU IF YOU USED DEODORANT, THERE IS A REASON!

[Fake Boris]

Bull****.

You're wrong.

[self biased]

I'm still not convinced that albie isn't some kind of elaborate troll

[Hauldren Collider]

You know he's never going to take our advice.

[Az]

err alby, how long is it since you have haven't been using deodorant?

[Dinner]

I think he's taking that caveman diet too far...

Not to mention the paleo diet is a complete crock of ****.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-paleo-diet-half-baked-how-hunter-gatherer-really-eat/

http://www.nerdfitness.com/blog/2013/04/08/the-paleo-diet-debunked/

http://likes.com/misc/flawed-logic-of-the-paleo-diet

http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2014/01/michael-pollan-paleo-diet-inquiring-minds

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Dude, we got along fine for tens of thousands of years without deodorant.

We also got on fine with an average life expectancy of 30. Wear deodorant, you baboon.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

She says it doesn't bother her but she's worried what other people will think. Calls me to ask if I put on deodorant. What do?

Let me translate this for you.

"You stink. Do something about it, or you're getting ditched."

[Hauldren Collider]

The fact that she has to put it so bluntly is troubling but unsurprising.

[Dinner]

You can take the man out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the man.

Next Speer will be informing us he wears his clothes 3-4 times without washing them and there isn't an odor problem plus he saves money. Try to pretend you are a fully evolved human being who maintains modern hygiene standards; wash your clothes after each use and wash yourself (with soap) each day. Oh, and wear deodorant. Why the hell do we even have to tell this to a man who is near 30?

[rah]

If he doesn't wash, people might start thinking he's French.

While I almost always wash clothes after I wear them, I do make an exception for jeans. I'll wear a pair of jeans multiple times between washing them. But since I shower almost every day (I sometimes am lazy on the weekends) odor has never been an issue.

[notyoueither]

Well, now we know why Albie has a difficult time in the job market, not to mention what his habits will do to his prospects should he ever get a chance at regular time in the Marine Corps. Although, we also likely know why he will never get the chance at regular time in the Corps.

Hint, Albie, people don't like being around other people who stink. Outside of being deployed in someplace where there are no showers and everybody stinks most of your peers and superiors will not want to be around you. That will effect how they report about you. I'm guessing most banks don't have offices in war zones, and much of your time as a Marine will not be spent in one either.

[Elok]

No deodorant might not be a problem; I don't often wear it, because my wife can't stand the smell of the stuff--I couldn't find unscented non-antiperspirant deodorant last time I tried, and antiperspirant gives me a rash--and I honestly don't work up much of a stink. Given Al's fixation on physical fitness, I'd assume he gets smelly a lot faster, though.

Shampoo is definitely important if you don't want to look like an extra from Grease after a few days. It's odd how Al can be so fastidious about fashion, then go around smelly with dirty hair.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Well Albie has like a super short buzz cut. Shampoo isn't going make it much better or anything.