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  • #46
    Or maybe because it is 9AM and they aren't ****ing busy yet?

    You'd probably get in and out of the ER in no time right now, honestly.
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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    • #47
      I bet the $70 fee has a lot more to do with it. I've gone to student health later in the day and it's not packed then either. Unfortunately it's not open 24 hours a day.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
        Hydrogen peroxide has literally no antibiotic properties whatsoever. It isn't harmful to pour it on a wound, but it also does sweet ****-all to help.
        Didn't know that. So it's not even useful for cleaning out the wound? Thanks Doc.
        What is the best, around the house, thing to use then?
        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
        RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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        • #49
          Soap and water.
          "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
          "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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          • #50
            DUH, I guess I should have guessed that. Does any of the creams do anything worthwhile, or are they a scam too?
            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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            • #51
              Antibiotic creams, like Neosporin and generics? Those are fine. The problem is that many pathogenic organisms are developing resistance towards them. There's a prescription ointment called mupirocin that I prefer to use for that reason; there is literally no reason it shouldn't be over-the-counter as well, except, you know, money.
              "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
              "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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              • #52
                Cow piss (13th Warrior) and maggots (Gladiator) are all you really need in this situation reg.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                  Antibiotic creams, like Neosporin and generics? Those are fine. The problem is that many pathogenic organisms are developing resistance towards them. There's a prescription ointment called mupirocin that I prefer to use for that reason; there is literally no reason it shouldn't be over-the-counter as well, except, you know, money.
                  One final one then. Is it worth getting the bandages that include the neosporin? And thanks. Always refreshing to learn something here.
                  It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                  RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                  • #54
                    Sure. May not help, depending on your particular skin flora, but it can't really hurt.
                    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by kentonio View Post
                      It would clearly be better to leave broke people to die on the streets outside if they lack the money.
                      Presumably the system would work so that if you paid you'd get to jump the line a bit, and life-threatening injuries would always come first.
                      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                      ){ :|:& };:

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                        Presumably the system would work so that if you paid you'd get to jump the line a bit, and life-threatening injuries would always come first.
                        You want doctors prioritizing treatment in the ER on the basis of cost? Seriously, that sounds like a good thing to you?

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                          Update: it is ~11 hours after my accident and I have no gangrene, also I can feel my foot just fine.
                          What, you think you have Saiyan skin flora? It doesn't happen that quick.
                          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                            Presumably the system would work so that if you paid you'd get to jump the line a bit, and life-threatening injuries would always come first.
                            i'm not a doctor, but presumably there's a sliding scale of injuries and problems, from the most urgent to the least urgent and that people are treated based on that. it's not just life threatening and other.
                            "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                            "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by kentonio View Post
                              You want doctors prioritizing treatment in the ER on the basis of cost? Seriously, that sounds like a good thing to you?
                              No, it sounds terrible, and also I like soviet bread lines.
                              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                              ){ :|:& };:

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                                Soap and water.
                                Even if your house contains liberal quantities of vodka?

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