Booze sucks

[onodera]

Do you think I am another one of Kuci's brothers, the only one who's not a far-rightist?

[Dinner]

I'm just teasing you, Onodera.

[The Mad Monk]

How do you even get to 21 without having been blind drunk a few times anyway? Isn't that pretty much an essential element in growing up?

No.

[SlowwHand]

Consider the source.

[dannubis]

You wonder who the first man was who thought up this idea...

[Alexander's Horse]

if you can get by without booze - good for you - although many people I know who didn't like the taste end up real soaks.

[Nikolai]

I drink something like five drinks each week, if that even.

Much more than me, that's for sure.

[regexcellent]

I think I've stated several times in this forum that my diet consists mostly of canned food.

[Ban Kenobi]

Learn to google better, otherwise I'll have to start calling you Ben after all...

http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/journal/drunk-animals-inebriation-in-the-wild.htm

Animals simply love to get high too: http://www.australiangeographic.com....-their-fix.htm

None of this demonstrates that the drunk scenes in Animals Are Beautiful People weren't staged, ****.

One scene depicts baboons, elephants, giraffes, warthogs and other animals eating rotten, fermented fruit of the Marula tree. The intoxicated animals then stagger around for comic effect. In the morning, we see one baboon wake up, disheveled, next to a warthog, and quietly exit the burrow, as not to wake her. Some experts have claimed that some scenes were likely staged; elephants would be too large, for example, and drink too much water (diluting the alcohol) to get intoxicated.^[1]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animals_Are_Beautiful_People

[Ban Kenobi]

I think I've stated several times in this forum that my diet consists mostly of canned food.

How much sodium do you consume in a day?

[Ban Kenobi]

I never claimed animals never get drunk in the wild, so your "proof" is irrelevant.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I drink something like five drinks each week, if that even.

Oh Lord, Reg... even MrFun is more interesting than you

[regexcellent]

If you think the amount of alcohol you drink is equivalent to how interesting you are then you're a goddamn moron HTH. Have fun with your cirrhosis.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Someone who has a few drinks is more interesting than those who go "eww, alcohol", in my experience.

[The Mad Monk]

Someone who follows along is more interesting than those who go their own way, in my experience.