Are They Any Consequences To Eating Uncooked Salmon?

[Theben]

wiggy

If u aren't dead yet i'd like to have ur children

[Alexander's Horse]

reminds me I need to flush out all the parasites before I get off the island, raw fish is full of them

[Tuberski]

Yes, Starbucks is open.

ACK!

[The Mad Monk]

You can kill any parasites by drinking ten Starbucks double espressos in rapid succession. Caffeine is actually a pesticide that humans are mostly immune to, so this should work for anything that's not a virus. If you're still not feeling well after an hour, repeat the treatment.

[Nikolai]

Sushi

[Wiglaf]

Is the thing about caffeine true only if I get diabetes first? I have heard that caffeine can cleanse the body but only if you first get diabetes? I don't have diabetes unfortunately and it would take a while to get it unless that's what you meant by "drink 10 expressors"?

I seem to have finally and unquestionably developed flue like symptoms. Is it possible the salmon gave me the flu? Or is this likely to be the parasite in my bowels? If the parasite migrates to my northernbound regions, will it carry the E.Coli with it and if so isn't that instant death as seen in the movie OUTBREAK starring the late Dustin Hoffman There is another more urgent concern, will I get salmonella? I have been watching this video about the devastating effects slamon has on the digestive tracke

A final question, the reason I asked about starbucks is that I recently told the hornery Mexican barista that he shouldn't be able to vote. It made sense in context because he was having trouble pronouncing the widely respected name I gave him when I ordered my Pumpkin Spiced Latte (he kept saying "Jorge Washington" instead of "George Washington") and as a result he told me never to come back again. I wanted to go back not to apologize but to add that he shouldn't be able to have kids either

[Guynemer]

What are your "flu-like symptoms"? If you say "diarrhea and nausea/vomiting", I am going to point and laugh and also get angry.

Also, how the **** do you eat raw salmon? The texture/taste is nothing like smoked.

Next time, GRILL the ****er. Grilled salmon is magnificent. Use a soaked cedar plank for extra deliciousness.

[The Mad Monk]

Salmon is the leading cause of salmonella. It was first discovered when Ella Fitzgerald contracted it while eating undercooked salmon, hence the name. It is very important that you either thoroughly cook salmon until it is jerky like in appearance, or eat it lightly smoked with bagels and cream cheese. It is well known that the live and active cultures in cream cheese will always destroy the salmonella in salmon.

[Wiglaf]

What are your "flu-like symptoms"? If you say "diarrhea and nausea/vomiting", I am going to point and laugh and also get angry.

Also, how the **** do you eat raw salmon? The texture/taste is nothing like smoked.

Next time, GRILL the ****er. Grilled salmon is magnificent. Use a soaked cedar plank for extra deliciousness.

I have a headache and queasiness and the faint echoes of a sore throat -- my throat feels croaky. AND LETS' NOT PRETEND that's not flu like, don't even get me started with your monday morning quarterbacking . I know what words mean, Dr Jackson. It's not necessarily the the flu but it is like the flu, and there's no debate to be had about that.

LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT I DIDN'T THINK THE SLAMON TASTED GOOD, I thought it was subpar but it was still recognizably salmon -- smoked salmon has rough edges but tends to also be mushy and raw in the middle, and to save you some time I don't have diabetes, am a healthy fit weight, sleep 7-12 hours a day and don't smoke anything except cigars and marijuana when I am trying to impress the local female college population.

When I said DR JACKSON I WAS REFERENCING MICHAEL JACKSON BECAUSE HE TOO MADE A CAREER OUT OF SEEING NUDE BOYS (OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?)

Which reminds me how are you qualified to assess my medical state? I am not an underage boy standing in front of you buck naked.

[Wiglaf]

Salmon is the leading cause of salmonella. It was first discovered when Ella Fitzgerald contracted it while eating undercooked salmon, hence the name. It is very important that you either thoroughly cook salmon until it is jerky like in appearance, or eat it lightly smoked with bagels and cream cheese. It is well known that the live and active cultures in cream cheese will always destroy the salmonella in salmon.

Just last week I would not have believed this, I had always thought slamonella was only in meats, but the label on my uncooked salmon clearly acts like it's equivalent to raw meats. So it must be the case that bacteria and viruses like salmonella can breed in uncooked clamon.

[Guynemer]

Those would be flu-like symptoms, so good for you, you are one of maybe 5% of the American public who knows what "flu-like symptoms" are. Those symptoms would be... unusual from food poisoning, but not impossible.

[The Mad Monk]

Chickens and other livestock developed salmonella after being fed raw salmon as a feed supplement in Mexico. From there it spread northward, due to NAFTA.

[Aeson]

Salmon is the leading cause of salmonella. It was first discovered when Ella Fitzgerald contracted it while eating undercooked salmon, hence the name. It is very important that you either thoroughly cook salmon until it is jerky like in appearance, or eat it lightly smoked with bagels and cream cheese. It is well known that the live and active cultures in cream cheese will always destroy the salmonella in salmon.

Lies! It was first discovered by Salmon Rushdie

(Don't be disconcerted by the "rush" and "die" Wiggy ... it's more of a slow painful death ...)

[Wiglaf]

Those would be flu-like symptoms, so good for you, you are one of maybe 5% of the American public who knows what "flu-like symptoms" are. Those symptoms would be... unusual from food poisoning, but not impossible.

I edited in some more digs about your profession, did you get a chance to see them.

[Guynemer]

I edited in some more digs about your profession, did you get a chance to see them.

Nicely done.