Are They Any Consequences To Eating Uncooked Salmon?

[Wiglaf]

WELL IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED, I'VE EATEN UNCOOKED SALMON . Following an 1.54 mile run which pumped my mind full of endorfins, I went to a local grocery and picked up a diet soda, diet powerade and some salmon -- NOT SMOKED SALMON . I was distracted and did not buy the smoked slamon. I have only ever eaten smoked slamon, and am not sure if "smoked" means "pre-cooked and safe to eat," but have never had to confront this question because I have only ever eaten smoken salmon (see above). Now after eating what appears to have been 0.33 LB of "FRESH SALMON FILLET / FARM RAISED / CANADA / COOK THOROUGHLY / KEEP REFRIGERATED OR FROZEN / THAW IN REFRIGERATOR OR MICROWAVE ' KEEP RAW MEAT AND PULTY SEAPARETE FROM OTHER FOODS., WASH WORKING SURFACES INCLUDING BCUTTING BOARDS. KEEP HOT FOODS HOT salamon" according to the label, I am feeling sick. Was I supposed to have cooked this? In a microwave or oven or deep fryer? What have I done -- Will vomiting up now help and if so how to do it? Is the bacteria already in my blood stream?

Also does anyone know if Starbucks is open

[Dinner]

Nothing if it is fresh and has no parasites. Salmon sushi is actually pretty good.

[Wiglaf]

How do I confirm there was no parasites? I have a thing tonight and don't want to infect anyone.

[Captain ******* Kirk]

Probably food poisoning rather than a parasite. Eating raw salmon isn't a good idea unless it's really fresh. Sorry, Wiggy.

[giblets]

You are going to die. Sorry.

[Dinner]

How do I confirm there was no parasites? I have a thing tonight and don't want to infect anyone.

Buy from a reputable sushi place.

[Hauldren Collider]

Parasites aren't contagious. Just really gross.

[Wezil]

Your dick is going to fall off.

Can't say I'm sorry.

[Dinner]

If Wiggy's dick fell off he'd just build his own robotic prosthetic one and still satisfy every slutty intern in the greater D.C. area.

[KrazyHorse]

Will vomiting up now help and if so how to do it? Is the bacteria already in my blood stream?

You may be struck with Japanitis or Gay. Both are terminal. There is no escape; prayer is your only option.

[Sava]

You might get violent diarrhea for a day.

[KrazyHorse]

It may only last a day, but the consequences last a lifetime.

[Aeson]

If you happen to be a bear, you are probably going to be just fine ...

[SlowwHand]

I was just going to say that very thing!

As it is, if he doesn't develop anything other than projectile vomiting and/or a severe case of the screaming drizzles, he's lucky.

[onodera]

Some salmon parasites cannot be killed by antibiotics (they're not bacteria), moreover, because they're not animals and not funghi, but something inbetween, there's no guaranteed treatment. If you feel something grow in your nasal cavity, I'm sorry.