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    The Tealiban Party in America is seriously unhinged.

    How Virginia’s Attorney General Would Turn Thousands Of High School Students Into Felony Sex Offenders
    BY IAN MILLHISER ON AUGUST 7, 2013 AT 2:34 PM
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    Walk into any eleventh grade classroom in Virginia. If Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli (R-VA) has his way, close to forty percent of the students will be felony sex offenders.

    Dahlia Lithwick breaks down the implications of Cuccinelli’s plan in a must-read piece over at Slate. In short, Cuccinelli’s petition asking the Supreme Court to reinstate much of Virginia’s so-called “crimes against nature” law — which criminalizes oral and anal sex — is unlikely to impact adults who have sex with adults because the Court’s previous decision in Lawrence v. Texas held that the Constitution protects non-commercial sexual activity among adults. The tea partying attorney general’s petition, however, largely relies on a line in Lawrence suggesting that underage sexual activity can still be criminalized.

    As Lithwick notes, “44 percent of males and 42 percent of females between the ages of 15 and 17 have engaged in oral sex in the United States.” While it’s undoubtedly true that a minority of these teenagers are engaged in oral sex with someone much older, the overwhelming majority of them are partnering with each other. And since Cuccinelli’s proposed rule would make no exception for teens who have oral sex with other teens, every single high school student who does so would become a felon and a sex offender.
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    Tealiban Party? Seriously? Jump up your butt.
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    • #3
      Perhaps this is just blowback from the "Teabaggers" moniker. They have to show that they aren't for teabagging, and so vigorously stand up against it and similar forms of mouth to genital interaction. This dynamic suggests that the "Tealiban" moniker is much more sensible than it would first appear ...

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      • #4
        I'm fairly sure Ken is a boy. I mean, I know he's not anatomically correct, and that's probably the real problem here, but he's probably not a she.
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        • #5
          I don't know if I'd let anybody that angry near my junk....
          Indifference is Bliss

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          • #6
            Clearly 15 year olds need the right to give blowjobs and perform cunnilingus on each other. Anything short of that is a denial of freedom!

            Seriously though...legislators need a better grip on reality. Once again education is the key not legislation.
            "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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            • #7
              Tealiban just doesn't work though calling them teahadists does. Still, tea bagger is probably the best.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by PLATO View Post
                Clearly 15 year olds need the right to give blowjobs and perform cunnilingus on each other. Anything short of that is a denial of freedom!

                Seriously though...legislators need a better grip on reality. Once again education is the key not legislation.
                If 44% of them are doing it anyway trying to pretend it isn't happening and outlawing natural human behavior just doesn't seem like an intelligent or useful thing to do.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                  Tealiban Party? Seriously? Jump up your butt.
                  The Tea Party is not that different from other religious fanatical groups, such as the Taliban in regards to wanting to oppress others and force others to conform to their beliefs.

                  Tealiban works very well.
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • #10
                    The Tea Party has nothing to do with religion you ****ing imbecile, it's a fiscal conservatism group.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Dinner View Post
                      If 44% of them are doing it anyway trying to pretend it isn't happening and outlawing natural human behavior just doesn't seem like an intelligent or useful thing to do.
                      balderdash. If it weren't for all those queers and towelheads, we'd be able to successfully legislate away the sinful part of human nature and live as Jesus intended.
                      I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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                      • #12
                        I am puzzled how the connection between Cucinelli and tea party was drawn, or the endorsement of his position on this matter by any Tea Party organization.
                        "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                        “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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                        • #13
                          Also isn't the other dude in the Virginia race under investigation by the SEC because he's total human filth? He made his fortune by bilking the government for subsidies he lobbied for.

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                          • #14
                            I just want to know why they want to ban teal.
                            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                            • #15
                              Its a gay color.
                              "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                              “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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