Thread to document oil disasters as they happen

[Egbert]

I had an oil disaster. The cooking oil in the saucepan spattered out all over the stove top. I had to scrub the stove top. Big disaster.

Thanks to this thread I have a place to document this disater.

[giblets]

I guess it's time you stopped using cooking oil

[Aeson]

I hope they sue you for damage to the environment

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

My daughter has a zit on her forehead today. Forgot to use her Stridex to deal with the skin oils. She claims its a disaster.