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  • #46
    When I was 18 and it was time to get my HPV shot I told my mom "why, it's not like I can get cervical cancer!"

    This made her very unhappy.

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    • #47
      Why does you mom want you to get cervical cancer? Doesn't she love you?
      "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

      “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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      • #48
        Yo, Guynemer. Since old farts like me get only about half the immunity young farts get from annual flu shots, would there be any benefit for me to get a repeat flu shot after a couple months?
        Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
        Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
        "Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
        From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"

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        • #49
          Double the mercury
          "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

          “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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          • #50
            Originally posted by pchang View Post
            So, you hope your kids get shingles when they get old?
            It doesn't protect you from shingles, the shingles vaccine protects you from shingles.

            I personally believe I got shingles a couple years ago, because I got the chicken pox vaccine a couple years before that..

            My kids are all vaccinated already.

            ACK!
            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
              Thank you.

              ACK!
              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Tuberski View Post
                It doesn't protect you from shingles,
                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                • #53
                  If it protects you from shingles, why would I need a shingles shot?

                  ACK!
                  Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                  • #54
                    The varicella vaccine prevents chicken pox.

                    If you suffered from chicken pox at some point during your life, you are at risk for developing shingles.

                    There is a separate vaccine against shingles for those of us who had chicken pox.

                    No vaccine is 100% effective.

                    Please do not cause my blood pressure to spike any further.
                    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                    • #55
                      So, since I've already had shingles I don't need the shot, right?

                      ACK!
                      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                      • #56
                        I recently torrented a book about how vaccines are killing our children.
                        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                        "Capitalism ho!"

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                          Weren't you a still a doctor when Guy was getting his infant vaccines?
                          Yes
                          "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                            oh oh oh I forgot to mention, for my various psychological issues my doctors prescribe me xanax, ambien, klonopin, and vicodin but I usually use up my monthly prescription within a week, so I go to four different doctors and four different pharmacies each month to get it refilled.

                            I chase that **** down with a fifth of scotch, applied rectally.
                            Please provide proof that your doctor prescribes Vicodin for psychological issues. I'll forward it on to your state board of medicine.
                            "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                              The varicella vaccine prevents chicken pox.

                              If you suffered from chicken pox at some point during your life, you are at risk for developing shingles.

                              There is a separate vaccine against shingles for those of us who had chicken pox.

                              No vaccine is 100% effective.

                              Please do not cause my blood pressure to spike any further.
                              Have any of your patient's parents threatened to report you to the board of medicine for disagreeing with them about the harmful effects of vaccines?
                              "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                              • #60
                                I think it's clear you guys are just schills for the pharma industry.
                                "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                                "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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