Vaccines shook my baby!

[regexcellent]

I got chicken pox when I was 2 or so, I think it was before the date when you're supposed to get the vaccine.

[Guynemer]

It is generally given on or shortly after the first birthday, and then again before kindergarten.

[The Mad Monk]

I will burn this ****ing country to the ground.

TO THE MOTHER****ING GROUND.

Don't softball it, tell us how you really feel.

Were you a watcher of The View before?

[Guynemer]

**** NO.

THE FACT THAT ANYONE, ANYWHERE, WOULD EVEN CONSIDER GIVING THAT NO-TALENT, NO-BRAIN, MURDERING THUNDER**** A MICROPHONE IS JUSTIFICATION ENOUGH TO START SPREADING AROUND THE ****ING KEROSENE.

[Guynemer]

ALSO, I WAS REALLY HOPING THAT WAS JUST A ****ING JOKE, BUT APPARENTLY NOT, THEY REALLY ****ING HIRED THAT ****ING *****.

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE.

[Elok]

Oh, she's only slightly below average for daytime TV.

[Lorizael]

Guynemer, I've heard that vaccines have manufactured chemicals in them and are made from the fetuses of aborted babies. Is that why they cause autism?

[regexcellent]

Motrin causes alzheimer's so I get all my pain relief via accupuncture.

[Guynemer]

[regexcellent]

It's scientifically proven you know from some university in Japan or China or Vietnam or something I forget which, they use electroshock needles

Speaking of electroshock I also have a weekly standing appointment for ECT, every Saturday. I counter the side effects with homeopathic remedies made from shark fins and monkey brains. They've been using this technique in China for centuries, it's proven.

[Guynemer]

I'd start getting ECT more frequently if I were you.

[regexcellent]

So I don't actually know if ECT is pseudoscience crap but Carrie Fisher gets it apparently so I assume it is.

[regexcellent]

oh oh oh I forgot to mention, for my various psychological issues my doctors prescribe me xanax, ambien, klonopin, and vicodin but I usually use up my monthly prescription within a week, so I go to four different doctors and four different pharmacies each month to get it refilled.

I chase that **** down with a fifth of scotch, applied rectally.

[Uncle Sparky]

Large amounts of scotch work wonders without the use of pills. Lessen the dosage with children under 12.

[Lefty Scaevola]

I love vaccines. I get everyone that is arguably useful for me. I even got the HPV vaccine becasue of all the college age girls I am screwing.