What's American Food?

[Dinner]

Mormon girls don't put out?


Oh, bless your heart. Maybe it's you, dear.

You realize we're talking about Missionaries, right? You know, the ones who are all wrapped up in religious nonsense and who's whole lives revolve around their cult, right?

[Sava]

Missionary is really the only position that works for me. My manhood has an upward curve. Doggy is all but impossible. Cowgirl is fine. But women typically tire much faster than they can bring me to completion. I need speed, pressure, and wetness.

[Patroklos]

You realize we're talking about Missionaries, right? You know, the ones who are all wrapped up in religious nonsense and who's whole lives revolve around their cult, right?

I see now why you were so excited about paying for Thai prostitutes.

[onodera]

I've been reading American cookbooks and I think your love of gravies and stocks makes them a distinctive part of American cuisine. Or maybe Anglo-American.

[Hauldren Collider]

To bad they don't put out unless they're married

[Hauldren Collider]

Also, every somewhat devout mormon is a missionary at some point, they do that when they turn 18

[Sava]

I know I'm not supposed to judge... or be judged... in my glass house throwing stones or whatever

but mormons are going to hell

[molly bloom]

If I had a nickle for every time a gay dude had a crush on a mormon...I'd have like 20 cents.

They were well-dressed, polite, squeaky clean and didn't have bad hair. They even laughed at a bit of British humour. I sympathized over their missing saltines when they went out to eat .



I wanted to lick honey off them so badly.

[Dinner]

I see now why you were so excited about paying for Thai prostitutes.

eh?