Spider-rape, spider-rape, radioactive spider-rape

[ZEE]

i also DEEPLY cKare about Eloks ignore list.

[regexcellent]

is there a reason you deliberately misspell words?

[Elok]

Because he wanted to be visually disruptive, and SB already had dibs on the constant italics schtick. I guess.

[ZEE]

is there a reason you deliberately misspell words?

yes But i'm not telling

[Docfeelgood]

So, I just saw The Amazing Spider-Man for the first time, on my usual has-a-small-child delay. And, no, I'm not going to do my usual that-was-idiotic-and-didn't-make-sense rant (though it was, and didn't). But I did come away with this troubled feeling due to the fact that, for some reason, they decided to make Spidey a real ****head this time around. Partly it might just be that I felt myself comparing Garfield to Tobey Maguire's performance in the 2001 film, where he was so damn adorable they would have had to swap him out for a chocolate lab puppy to do better. But, no, part of it was just the way he was written.

Old Spidey: Accidentally starts a fight with Flash, gets ganged up on, beats him in self-defense.
New Spidey: Deliberately humiliates Flash in public, purely for revenge.

Old Spidey: Refuses to catch a thief after his victim cheated him out of a heap of money.
New Spidey: Refuses to catch a thief after his victim refused to sell him a small bottle of milk. Which he then stole anyway.

Old Spidey: Starts helping people in general with his gifts.
New Spidey: Only goes after punks matching the description of the thief who killed his uncle. Seems much more interested in that than the "moral responsibility" thing said uncle's death was supposed to teach him in the first place.

Old Spidey: Awkwardly defends his honor against Jonah Jameson's irrational slur campaign.
New Spidey: Starts a fight with his girlfriend's dad, at a dinner where he's a guest, over his right to screw up police investigations with his personal vendetta.

Old Spidey: Saves Mary Jane from some scuzzy guys who were about to rape her.
New Spidey: Continues aggressively kissing Gwen Stacy while she is saying "no" over and over again. Like, eight times, no exaggeration. WTF?

The last part was the really icky bit for me. The rest, hey, he's just a self-centered teenager. But that frat-boy **** is nasty. Did anybody else think this incarnation of Spider-Man could use a good ass-whoopin'?

I liked the Tobey Maguire Spider Man. Never was a real Spider Man fan. This new one I didn't care too much for.

[Guynemer]

Elok is a Cool Dude and pretty much my favorite poster so imo he can say whatever he likes about his ignore list and who is or is not on it

You might be wrong about... well... literally everything else, but you are right about that.

[Elok]

Love ya too, dude.

[regexcellent]

You might be wrong about... well... literally everything else, but you are right about that.

Guynemer is another cool poster who I don't mind disagreeing with most of the time because of his redeeming features

[Elok]

Group hug?

[DaShi]

Everyone likes Guy. However, I just found something that Guy and I don't agree on, which is remarkable.

[Aeson]

I aim to someday be on everyone's ignore list. Please let me know if I'm on your ignore list so I can assess how I am progressing towards my goals ...

[Hauldren Collider]

No, seriously, there's no damn reception here. You're in Kansas or somewhere like that, right? Well, I'm in a similarly rural place, but with a crap-ton of trees in the way. You can get, like, two bars. On a good day.

The plus side is that crime doesn't really exist out here.

Crime doesn't exist here either but I have 4g everywhere

But the eastern shore is nice. As long as you don't mind not having cell reception

[Sava]

Elok's problem is that he lives in the stickiest part of the sticks.

that's not his problem

or his only problem, rather

the stick is up his ass

that's his problem

[ZEE]

[notyoueither]

I have not been hounding you. I've replied to a few of your posts. Contrary to what you might think, does not automatically mean that the post is about you. Frankly, I have no idea what the **** with Dinner is that you are talking about. I actually just don't like you because you're overly pretentious and narcissistic. When you post something that I don't agree with, I'm going to respond to it (if I feel like it), ignore or not. If you can't deal with that, keep the ignore list and don't worry about those little posts you can't read. If you think I'm wrong and want to tell me. Go ahead. Only one person is on my ignore list and that's for spam.

Acutually. you pretty much reply to whatever he posts.

It's becoming something of a shot game. If Dashi replies, drink a shot.